philpy

It's not acceptable to sing THAT jimmy hill song remember. Play nice folks.

"The man that ate the boiled ham raw".

Got a shock last Monday - went back on the scales, 15st 2.5lbs. I'm just over 5'6 in height, so that's brutal. Signed up for the country walking "walk 1000 miles challenge", and managed 50 miles in a week so far. Putting money in a tin - £10 for every 10 miles, £20 for 100 miles. Giving me something to work towards whilst getting a bit of weight shifted. I've done it before from this starting weight, got down to 13st but couldn't get under that weight and got a bit frustrated.

Heating on full blast, windows down.

I'd give big John a start in the cup game on Wednesday.

Slippery santa. That's a film title right there.

Get aff yer arse and get the house tidied.

That 2nd half ..

I'd genuinely forgotten that Sheridan was still even playing.

Lewis

Bring back "celebrity death match" and have a harry and wills "fight".

Yaaaasss

How the f**k did he miss that

Just saw someone on twitter calling Johnson "brylcreem Beardsley"

If we avoid this mob and get another investor, will it be hong Kong phew-y??

"My nephew is kevin bridges" - "who?? Never heard of him" I'd be sorely tempted.

2 weeks of overindulgence and my work trousers still fit me.

Theirs enough "kents" on here as it is...

People who enjoy meghan trainer's "music". I'm guessing a 5 year old writes her lyrics..

Don't post anymore 5's pics...

I'm speaking as an outsider here, but I genuinely cannot see Johnson surviving after that outburst. If I spoke out against my bosses like that I'd be out of a job, and if my boss slagged me off in public or blanked me, I'd be off.

The corpse is one bag, the head in the other. He wasn't a heavy man, so hopefully the binmen won't get suspicious.

Claude anelka. Close the thread, thank you.

No much use if he has an Alsatian.