kennie makevin

Uncalled for and unacceptable. "Shut that child up" is sufficient.

'Hadaway 'n' shite, man..Wor Carver's a reet bonny lad, aways ready wi a bottle o dog an a tab for the bairn like, ye canna gan about takkin' him doon, man' or words to that effect

Alan Stubbs tells lies for money ? Nah, surely not.

I refuse to take seriously as a role model any country that calls football 'soccer'.

The Rangers that died had access to the 'Champions League Millions' year after year for all the good it did them. Ditto Celtic, who will again be embarrassingly inept whipping Bhoys in this year's competition.

Even if it means everyone in Europe is either laughing uproariously at you or contemptuously ignoring you ? What does that achieve ?

Considering we haven't had 'a goal machine ' for nearly 60 years and have never had a genuine top class keeper I'd see getting to the Euros as impressive enough.

You can take the man out of Hamilton Palais............

Klopp really is a tedious plastic toothed twat.

Agreed, that's a nonsense. Ditch the winter break and put those three and a half weeks where they belong, in the summer. I know "it was all better when I were a lad" can be a sad line of argument but in the case of Scottish football it is undeniably true.

Exactly, France had to ditch Cantona to become World & European champions and he was integral to a Leeds Utd side knocked out of Europe by Rangers..... Monsieur Eric was many things , footballing genius certainly not one of them.

Kenneth Williams gif incoming..... surely, Matron ?

Hibs ?

Apologies to all Dons fans, I did your 1970 team a disservice. Add a 2-0 pumping of Rangers at Ibrox in October and that's four, would you believe four, wins in 1970 over the Old Firm in Glasgow. Worthy of some sort of plaque I would suggest. !

I would imagine someone has but the gold standard for Old Firm humbling must be Aberdeen beating Celtic in Glasgow three times in 1970. A Celtic side, it has to be said, far superior in every way to the current one. So caps duly doffed to Turnbull's Tornadoes, as I believe they were called.

Parhaps the most overrated player of his or any other generation.

To prove that Tolstoy was deliberately and systematically unfair to Celtic, I presume ?

Celtic are about as 'Irish' as Millwall are 'Scottish'.

Goodness sake Mr Waistline, that's no way to talk about Peter Lawwell. Though, tbf, you're right on the money about him.

Why ?

Don't drag Syd Barrett into this.

A club like no other (except Rangers, of course).

No, I'm not having that. You're being unfair. Some of them are glory hunters.

I bow to Mr Brees more extensive memory of seeing Jimmy Johnstone play..

The marvellous, infuriating, inconsistently brilliant Jimmy Johnstone. What do you think I'm on about. ? Do keep up !