Marsh Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) EK is magic, although there's definitely high arsehole per head ratio. And it snows here more often than not. And it's always windy. And the football pitches are all garbage. EK is shite. Edited February 3, 2016 by Marsh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 On the train into Glasgow (queen st next stop) guy next to me is sound asleep (was like that when I sat down) what's the etiquette here? Do I gently waken him up when we get to town or does that look creepy and weird? He looks in a deep sleep so I would need to touch him (appropriately!) to waken him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 On the train into Glasgow (queen st next stop) guy next to me is sound asleep (was like that when I sat down) what's the etiquette here? Do I gently waken him up when we get to town or does that look creepy and weird? He looks in a deep sleep so I would need to touch him (appropriately!) to waken him The correct etiquette in Glasgow is to nick his wallet and flee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) Dip his pockets EDIT : WelshBairn kens! Edited February 3, 2016 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 On the train into Glasgow (queen st next stop) guy next to me is sound asleep (was like that when I sat down) what's the etiquette here? Do I gently waken him up when we get to town or does that look creepy and weird? He looks in a deep sleep so I would need to touch him (appropriately!) to waken him Put a card note on him asking to be woken at Haymarket. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 On the train into Glasgow (queen st next stop) guy next to me is sound asleep (was like that when I sat down) what's the etiquette here? Do I gently waken him up when we get to town or does that look creepy and weird? He looks in a deep sleep so I would need to touch him (appropriately!) to waken him Dress him up as a sheep and set fire to him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 On the train into Glasgow (queen st next stop) guy next to me is sound asleep (was like that when I sat down) what's the etiquette here? Do I gently waken him up when we get to town or does that look creepy and weird? He looks in a deep sleep so I would need to touch him (appropriately!) to waken him You've done what you should do, post on here knowing you will get sound advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 Definitely don't live here. I am misfortunate enough to have a job in EK though. I hope that doesn't make me an arsehole. You're safe. For now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 ^^^Dorothy (bus) ParkerI was going to post that but I was too fucking busy. Or vice versa.She was a funny woman all right. -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 On the train into Glasgow (queen st next stop) guy next to me is sound asleep (was like that when I sat down) what's the etiquette here? Do I gently waken him up when we get to town or does that look creepy and weird? He looks in a deep sleep so I would need to touch him (appropriately!) to waken him You could have given him a wee makeover with a bit of lippy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 If we never hear from Redhead again, I think it's safe to assume she woke him, fell in love as their eyes met for the first time, and they eloped. No need for further investigation or speculation as to the gentleman's identity/motives. Just a heartwarming tale for the ages. Bless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted February 3, 2016 Share Posted February 3, 2016 (edited) If we never hear from Redhead again, I think it's safe to assume she woke him, fell in love as their eyes met for the first time, and they eloped. No need for further investigation or speculation as to the gentleman's identity/motives. Just a heartwarming tale for the ages. Bless.Funny you should say that....Nah it worked out OK in the end - he woke up just before going into the tunnel (not a euphemism!) and apologised in case he had been snoring (he hadn't) Again tho, some sterling advice on here - I'll know what to do if the situation presents itself again! Edited February 3, 2016 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 My older cat is pretty much knackered and looking like it's time to be put down. Can the P&B collective offer any money-saving tips on how to save a few quid on vet fees? There is a canal just up the road and my dear old granny always advocated sticking them in a bag and chucking them into a body of water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 My older cat is pretty much knackered and looking like it's time to be put down. Can the P&B collective offer any money-saving tips on how to save a few quid on vet fees? There is a canal just up the road and my dear old granny always advocated sticking them in a bag and chucking them into a body of water. Leave the cat alone, and put yourself down. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Leave the cat alone, and put yourself down. Thank you. If it was put to a family vote it probably would be me that gets the big jag from the vet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 My older cat is pretty much knackered and looking like it's time to be put down. Can the P&B collective offer any money-saving tips on how to save a few quid on vet fees? There is a canal just up the road and my dear old granny always advocated sticking them in a bag and chucking them into a body of water. SlipperyP sounds like the go-to guy on this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 (edited) SlipperyP sounds like the go-to guy on this one. Would shipping the cat to Thailand be cheaper than the vet's bill? Edited February 4, 2016 by Swarley 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I'm not an animal lover but if you have decided to have a pet and they need put down then pay a vet to do it humanely and stop being a miserable b*****d. If you are just 'joking' the same still applies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 I hate cats. I'll kick it to death for you, free of charge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 4, 2016 Share Posted February 4, 2016 Mind when that woman stuck a cat in a wheelie bin and the whole world lost their minds? People are fannies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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