Gaz Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 31 minutes ago, pittsburgh phil said: Dogs generally point to magnetic north when they shit, and it's a matter for concern for them, hence the fact that they spin. Nobody really knows why this is. Facts you made up thread for this pish Although, this is a good one, in that it could *just well* be true. Better than 99% of the facts on that thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Also, guide dogs are trained only to go upon command. Their owner will take them out to "release" before and after any trip, Guide dogs = guid c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 5 hours ago, Gregor147 said: Who picks up guide dog poo? True story. Used to know a blind guy who was very independent. He used to head into Edinburgh city centre on the bus, have a wander around and then get the bus home. One day he walked along the Meadows before he got to his regular bus stop to head home. When his bus arrived he got on board, took his seat, folded up his white stick and waited for the driver to give him a shout when they got to his stop. Just after he sat down he got an overpowering smell of shite. He moved seats but could still smell it really badly so he figured out that it must have been on his shoe. When he reached his stop, the driver gave him a shout and he got off the bus and walked the short distance to his house. When he got in his house his wife asked him what the f**k had happened to him, he was covered in shite all over his coat. It turned out that just before he got on the bus, he speared a dog shit that was on the ground with his white stick and then when he sat down he folded the stick against his body and covered himself in the shite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Fucking hell. The wife's gradually going blind, so I've got cleaning dug shite off her to look forward to? Which reminds me; nice tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Dogs generally point to magnetic north when they shit, and it's a matter for concern for them, hence the fact that they spin. Nobody really knows why this is. Baws. They end up pointing nose into the wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 I bought a new carpet about 3 years ago for the lounge thats needing replaced already (light carpet/ 2 kids). The thing is, I spent a lot on the underlay at the time, buying that 12mm tredaire stuff. Would I need to replace both the carpet and the underlay or can I still keep this one for a few more years? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: I bought a new carpet about 3 years ago for the lounge thats needing replaced already (light carpet/ 2 kids). The thing is, I spent a lot on the underlay at the time, buying that 12mm tredaire stuff. Would I need to replace both the carpet and the underlay or can I still keep this one for a few more years? Underlay should last for donkeys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Can guide dogs assess the sanitary conditions in a public toilet? Are blind people who urgently need a shite at risk of sitting on a jobby and paper mountain in a seatless, paperless lock free stall? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: Underlay should last for donkeys Thanks mate. Hows the hangover? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Thanks mate. Hows the hangover? Absolutely fine. Having a cuter right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Eating at a restaurant by yourself. Thoughts please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, smpar said: Eating at a restaurant by yourself. Thoughts please. Used to do regularly with a book or something to read apart from the menu. Got out of the habit a bit since the smoking ban. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, smpar said: Eating at a restaurant by yourself. Thoughts please. No issue with it, I've done it at cafes and fast food/ chain restaurants. Although you can't help sometimes but feel like: -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Nothing wrong with it, did it all the time when travelling. I never think anything of it when I see someone else doing it, but for some reason I’m hesitant myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 23 minutes ago, smpar said: Eating at a restaurant by yourself. Thoughts please. Why not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 20 minutes ago, smpar said: I never think anything of it when I see someone else doing it, but for some reason I’m hesitant myself. A nice thing I've noticed is if you go into a fairly posh restaurant to treat yourself after a long shift, still a bit grimy, the waiters treat you really well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Eating at a restaurant by yourself. Thoughts please. I have to do this regularly when I'm away through work and pretty much everyone else will just presume you're in town on business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I have to do this regularly when I'm away through work and pretty much everyone else will just presume you're a sad lonely c**t. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 Are there genuinely folk who'd avoid eating out while alone in case some strangers thought they were weird? What do you do if you're away from home? Pot Noodle in the hotel room? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Are there genuinely folk who'd avoid eating out while alone in case some strangers thought they were weird? What do you do if you're away from home? Pot Noodle in the hotel room? The secret is to allow yourself to be picked up by an attractive woman who buys you dinner with the unspoken but understood promise of sex only to tell her after coffee and desert that you are happily married and that you are sorry she got the wrong idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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