Monster Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 How many games until the Daily record want Craig Levein sacked? My guess is three. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I never actually thought of that, but it's a really good point. I did, however, think what Terry did off the field had bugger all to do with what he did on it. I know, there's the "role model" argument, but who looks at sportsmen to teach them how to behave, other than kids? And why don't the parents worry about what their kids learn instead of leaving it to sportsmen? Yeah, that's kind of my thinking as well. Terry might be a bit of a c**t, but it wasn't a football-related indiscretion (well, I suppose that's debatable because of the Bridge thing) but Rio missed a drugs test and couldn't play for eight months, because he was "away shopping". Sorry Rio, but your entire livelihood depends on fitba, you're not going to just "forget" about something like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplyTON Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Am I the only person who notices the strangeness of Capello taking the armband away from John Terry for his alleged adultery, only to give it to Rio Ferdinand, a guy who received a worldwide eight-month ban for missing a drugs test under what seemed to be pretty suspicious circumstances? & for then it to be passed to "Angel" Stevie G 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Am I the only person who notices the strangeness of Capello taking the armband away from John Terry for his alleged adultery, only to give it to Rio Ferdinand, a guy who received a worldwide eight-month ban for missing a drugs test under what seemed to be pretty suspicious circumstances? See, I thought that about Gerrard. Affairs are bad, brawling in pubs is ok?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 See, I thought that about Gerrard. Affairs are bad, brawling in pubs is ok?? Did you f**k. You thought: "I wonder which of them has nice legs?" Then you giggled vacuously and asked me to explain the offside rule for about the three hundredth time. Women and football - NO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Did you f**k. You thought: "I wonder which of them has nice legs?" Then you giggled vacuously and asked me to explain the offside rule for about the three hundredth time. Women and football - NO. Me and my girlfriend were at the under-21s game last night. I went to the loo and missed our first equaliser, I came back and asked her how the goal was. She said it was "really easy, she was amazed how easy it was". Then a minute later she said that one of their players had been sent off for handball, and she didn't know why he'd been sent off. It was about then that I worked out that our "really easy" goal had been a penalty, and that their player had (presumably) been sent off for denying a clear goalscoring opportunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Me and my girlfriend were at the under-21s game last night. I went to the loo and missed our first equaliser, I came back and asked her how the goal was. She said it was "really easy, she was amazed how easy it was". Then a minute later she said that one of their players had been sent off for handball, and she didn't know why he'd been sent off. It was about then that I worked out that our "really easy" goal had been a penalty, and that their player had (presumably) been sent off for denying a clear goalscoring opportunity. You win 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napolean Dynamite Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Is a bright t-shirt and jeans acceptable for a "neon night"? Just don't conform. Pair of chords and a plain shirt should do the trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napolean Dynamite Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 See, I thought that about Gerrard. Affairs are bad, brawling in pubs is ok?? I suppose their is Rooney. Wait did he not shag supergran? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 I considered that but everyone I'm going with is really going for it (daft burds) and I'm worried I'll look like a serial killer or child rapist if I don't at least make half an effort. A "neon night" does nothing for me, I'm not interested really, but there's booze and drunk girls so it should pan out all right. Get yourself a pair of neon boxers and tell the drunken girls that they can have a look if they let you have sex with them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Get yourself a pair of neon boxers and tell the drunken girls that they can have a look if they let you have sex with them. That's a sleazily good idea there, but if he's drunk he could get done for being a bit 'over-enthusiastic' with the displays. It's probably not that kind of party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Get yourself a pair of neon boxers and tell the drunken girls that they can have a look if they let you have sex with them. Good plan. I can tell you've got experience in these situations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 What happened to swine flu? Thought everyone was going to die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanny paddery Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 What happened to swine flu? Thought everyone was going to die. was thinking that today, it has been a bit shite really !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanny paddery Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Me and my girlfriend were at the under-21s game last night. I went to the loo and missed our first equaliser, I came back and asked her how the goal was. She said it was "really easy, she was amazed how easy it was". Then a minute later she said that one of their players had been sent off for handball, and she didn't know why he'd been sent off. It was about then that I worked out that our "really easy" goal had been a penalty, and that their player had (presumably) been sent off for denying a clear goalscoring opportunity. Somone get this moved to GOLD !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Somone get this moved to GOLD !! I'm worried about him - there is a strong possibility his "girlfriend" is Dougie McDonald. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I assume they must fit within a width range, but there is no standard width all cars need to be. Again, why? No idea really, I just think of random stuff when I drive my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rajesh Koothrappali Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Me and my girlfriend were at the under-21s game last night. I went to the loo and missed our first equaliser, I came back and asked her how the goal was. She said it was "really easy, she was amazed how easy it was". Then a minute later she said that one of their players had been sent off for handball, and she didn't know why he'd been sent off. It was about then that I worked out that our "really easy" goal had been a penalty, and that their player had (presumably) been sent off for denying a clear goalscoring opportunity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napolean Dynamite Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Paco, just get yourself to topman they will kit you out. Neon laces? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 What happened to swine flu? Thought everyone was going to die. Folk finally realised that is is just a type of flu, not some plague. I'm sure the Students-Returning-From-Summer Flu affects far more but the news never get too excited about that one. Just imagine it: "...Reports indicate that a 100th student here on campus has been diagnosed with a cold. David Henderson, Reporting Scotland, live from Strathclyde University." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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