mattydfc Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 It also hurts when I jizz. Am I dying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 It also hurts when I jizz. Am I dying? Oooft. Definitely. Sorry about that. I hope you find whoever gave you it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 It also hurts when I jizz. Am I dying? Admit it, you jizzed first and tried going for a pee too quickly, screwing up the system, didn't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Oooft. Definitely. Sorry about that. I hope you find whoever gave you it. You should be thankful you're a female, you get no such problems as these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Maybe a Flash or Java update required? Remember to remove the old versions first. I have the latest Java and Flash versions - flash runs automatically on chrome apparently. Don't understand this at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 You should be thankful you're a female, you get no such problems as these. I spend a good hour each night being eternally grateful that I am a girl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 It also hurts when I jizz. Am I dying? You really shouldn't try putting things down your jap's eye. It'll only end in trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 It also hurts when I jizz. Am I dying? Serious question. Does fire come out your dick when you piss? Actual flames? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 As fun as joking about it is, Matty, it definitely sounds to me like you need to visit your doctor. There's a free cocktail umbrella in it for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 As fun as joking about it is, Matty, it definitely sounds to me like you need to visit your doctor. There's a free cocktail umbrella in it for you! Feck ive never had it done but ive mates who have,do they still use it?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Feck ive never had it done but ive mates who have,do they still use it?? As far as I know, but then I've not worked in sexual health, so I couldn't give you a definite yes. I'm sure it was on Embarassing Bodies not long back though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 As far as I know, but then I've not worked in sexual health, so I couldn't give you a definite yes. I'm sure it was on Embarassing Bodies not long back though. Poor matty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I have written an essay using Microsoft 2010. I'm planning on printing it off on the school library, which is only compatibale with Microsoft 2003. I understand there is a way to convert it to the 2003 version, how do I do this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 What came first the chicken or the egg? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I have written an essay using Microsoft 2010. I'm planning on printing it off on the school library, which is only compatibale with Microsoft 2003. I understand there is a way to convert it to the 2003 version, how do I do this? Save the file in Rich Text Format 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, they both fake it to keep the other one happy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 What came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Dinosaurs laid eggs a good hundred million years before the chicken came on the scene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Funny that. Mattys cock problems occurring shortly after the Dundee Bus Crawl. Just saying, like. ETA. Im sure i read on another thread that Granny Danger was in his bed with a sore throat. I appreciate the sympathy man, I'm still feeling terrible as I lie in bed typing this. I'm not sure matty made the bus crawl, if he did then fortunately it was after I left otherwise I'd get the blame. Can only echo the (on this rare occasion sensible) advice given by DB - matty get to a doctor sharpish. Can I also suggest to others don't go near McDonalds where matty works!!!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Can I also suggest to others don't go near McDonalds where matty works!!!!!!!! That explains a lot, there really should be safety warnings about dipping your cock in the spicy relish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 That explains a lot, there really should be safety warnings about dipping your cock in the spicy relish. No, if you don't know not to do this without being warned then you shouldn't be allowed out of the house. My tip about not going to McDonalds was nothing to do with matty's condition btw, it's to do with the fact that McDonalds is shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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