KnightswoodBear Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I have a notion to make Mince and Tatties for dinner tonight, but I've not really got a good recipe for it. I know there has been food threads before but I can't find any. Anyone got a good recipe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Whatever you do, get some gravy salt and use proper bisto for your gravy. Brown mince and onions then add gravy salt and gravy. Peas and carrots are optional extras. And rice your tatties (no euph). What the f**k is gravy salt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 Get some of this. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1416843218.825984.jpg So I've to get some of Uncle Roy's Salty Gravy? Are we still talking about Mince and Tatties? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 (edited) That Dale Carrick head shaking, smug gif. What does he get asked? http://m.stv.tv/sport/football/clubs/hearts/270001-hearts-hero-dale-carrick-savours-his-first-goal-against-hibernian/ Edited November 24, 2014 by topcat(The most tip top) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted November 24, 2014 Share Posted November 24, 2014 I have a notion to make Mince and Tatties for dinner tonight, but I've not really got a good recipe for it. I know there has been food threads before but I can't find any. Anyone got a good recipe? Just borrow someone's granny. I'm a good cook but when I take my weans to Motherwell to see their granny there are a few things that she makes that I just can't do as well: Mince and tatties Stew with beef links Clootie dumpling Broth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Just borrow someone's granny. I'm a good cook but when I take my weans to Motherwell to see their granny there are a few things that she makes that I just can't do as well: Mince and tatties Stew with beef links Clootie dumpling Broth My two granddaughters love it when me and the missus come up to Motherwell, the missus makes them steamed sausage with pork round sliced from Chapmans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I've just received a supposed parking fine (really an invoice) for overstaying for an hour in a free car park, from a private company. Now my instinct and from what I know is to just avoid it and eventually it'll go away, since thy can't even claim for loss of earnings, just wondering if that is correct. If I ignore them they'll eventually just give up?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 They'll not give up, they'll keep sending you letter STRONGLY ADVISING you to pay. So if I ignore them like I usually ignore Ad Lib, it'll all be ok then?? Good to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojito Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Wife's Christmas party tomorrow night. Thoughts on November Christmas parties? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Wife's Christmas party tomorrow night. Thoughts on November Christmas parties? Seeing as the chap wasn't born in December I see no reason why folk can't f**k about with the date of his birth, after all, the church fucks about with Easter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojito Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 She says everyone at work has been referring to it as "the night out" I'm a traditionalist. It has to be Black Friday (the proper BF) plenty of beer and a bit of Slade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 What is life? #TheoryofKnowledge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 What is life? #TheoryofKnowledge Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.^^^misheard lyrics thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I've been bitten. On my wrist I have a tiny bite mark with a red rash trailing from it. The bite is very distinctive - three holes in a tiny perfect triangle shape. The holes are just over 1mm apart from each other. Anybody had this before/know what it could be? I'm shitting myself here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I've been bitten. On my wrist I have a tiny bite mark with a red rash trailing from it. The bite is very distinctive - three holes in a tiny perfect triangle shape. The holes are just over 1mm apart from each other. Anybody had this before/know what it could be? I'm shitting myself here! Bad news, jamma. No one who has had this before has lived to tell the tale. PS the first symptom is involuntary bowel movements. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Bat definitely. Probably one that spreads Ebola or Bad AIDS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 #prayforjammaswrist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I think we should take a moment to remember jamama's greatest hits, with him almost certainly being dead now, or at the very least writhing about in un describable agony shitting himself and praying for death. I like the one where he said he thought he'd been bitten. Go softly into the night, sweet jamama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Sounds like someone has jagged you with an epi pen full of ricin. You are a Cold War era defector and I claim my £5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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