welshbairn Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Found them, she decided to hide them someplace she thought I wouldn't look (the only reason I looked there!) C@nt Under the sink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 http://www.snopes.com/medical/emergent/couch.asp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Under the sink? That was the 1st place I looked! Then the washing machine...I dunno what she expects me to do, both the bairns are still alive and 1 of them has even had a bath, I deserve a bit of relaxation time now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 http://www.snopes.com/medical/emergent/couch.aspSorry, in all of my panic you whooshed me until that disgraceful link!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Found them, she decided to hide them someplace she thought I wouldn't look (the only reason I looked there!) C@ntHer pants? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Her pants? She hid them in the bucket at the back door where she keeps the cleaning stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 She hid them in the bucket at the back door where she keeps the cleaning stuff Sounds like there are three bairns in the house. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 She hid them in the bucket at the back door where she keeps the cleaning stuffReturn fire. Hide her hair dryer and tongs in the garage/shed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 She hid them in the bucket at the back door where she keeps the cleaning stuff hide the toe of your boot in her pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Why is it nobody cares when an old man in a tartan skirt walks down the high street in Scotland yet every head is turned when one walks along in a single coloured red one with a slit up the back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Why is it nobody cares when an old man in a tartan skirt walks down the high street in Scotland yet every head is turned when one walks along in a single coloured red one with a slit up the back?^^^ wears a kilt to the shops 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Also, just seen Aberdeen's 'jacobite in leather' for the first time in years (if you've seen him, you'll know who I'm on about) - I forgot of his existence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Is it acceptable to attack a mate who steals your Dairylea dunker (Jumbo tube), while you are sleeping? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Is it acceptable to attack a mate who steals your Dairylea dunker (Jumbo tube), while you are sleeping? Yes but it will be easier to land the blows if you wake up first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Also, just seen Aberdeen's 'jacobite in leather' for the first time in years (if you've seen him, you'll know who I'm on about) - I forgot of his existence. He used to hang around the beach a lot (on the side that has the pillboxes). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginge123 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Also, just seen Aberdeen's 'jacobite in leather' for the first time in years (if you've seen him, you'll know who I'm on about) - I forgot of his existence. I used to see him all the time at the Music Hall. When I first moved to Aberdeen I would do a double take every time I saw him. An odd fellow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Return fire. Hide her hair dryer and tongs in the garage/shed.Wait till a she's sleeping and cut her throat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichtie78 Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 This 'Jacobite in leather' reminds me of Lefthand Luke, a homeless (or very homeless looking) man who walks about Arbroath in high heels with a pink guitar, very strange chap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 I have a quick question.. If you were my Mrs, where the hell would you have hidden my Xbox controllers?! If this actually happened then your wife is a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightscamera Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 If this actually happened then your wife is a c**t No arguments on my part with the description! I'm not telling her that though. She actually hid them on the Wednesday and I didn't realise until Thursday, poor show on my part . She will get what's coming to her.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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