GordonD Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, German Jag said: Johnny Speight was Alf Garnett. Steptoe & Son was Ray Galton and Alan Simpson who were credited. You're right, I had a brain freeze. The US version of Alf was 'All in the Family'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, throbber said: I’m pretty sure every father who has seen this video is fantasising about motor boating that woman at the start. What a tremendous pair. I can hazard a guess, but just for the avoidance of doubt, how does one motor boat a bird? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 I can hazard a guess, but just for the avoidance of doubt, how does one motor boat a bird?Just plant your face in the breasts and shake your head about whilst making the noise of a motor boat really. Women with such seductive breasts shouldn’t be anywhere near kids tv! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Why are only fathers allowed? I’ve, to my knowledge, not fathered any kids (type of thing I’d like to think I’d be made aware tbh) but wouldn’t mind motorboating those diddies. Life’s cruel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Why are only fathers allowed? I’ve, to my knowledge, not fathered any kids (type of thing I’d like to think I’d be made aware tbh) but wouldn’t mind motorboating those diddies. Life’s cruel. Not sure why you would be watching that video if you weren’t showing it to a child tbh but fair enough! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Why are only fathers allowed? I’ve, to my knowledge, not fathered any kids (type of thing I’d like to think I’d be made aware tbh) but wouldn’t mind motorboating those diddies. Life’s cruel. Why shouldn't mothers do it, you couple of homophobes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Not sure why you would be watching that video if you weren’t showing it to a child tbh but fair enough! Because it was shared the home of all life’s losers, P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Why shouldn't mothers do it, you couple of homophobes?I wasn’t being homophonic, just selfish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: I can hazard a guess, but just for the avoidance of doubt, how does one motor boat a bird? Depends who you're asking. Gunther or WTM it means wrapping her corpse in a carpet with some bricks and dumping it in a loch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 On 17/06/2018 at 22:14, pandarilla said: It's a big issue unfortunately. Schools and councils are finally catching on to what is being called 'the cost of the school day'. P7 prom is a horrible trap because as a parent it's almost impossible to avoid. The best hope is that the school set down some ground rules to prevent folk going overboard and putting pressure on everyone else. I was in school last year on day of prom and three quarters of p7 were off. Hair, fake tan, nails done etc. I asked the depute why, if there kids weren’t in school during the day they were allowed at the ‘prom’. Stupid amount of money for an hour disco in school hall. Americanisation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Rowan said: I was in school last year on day of prom and three quarters of p7 were off. Hair, fake tan, nails done etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 1 hour ago, GordonD said: This one is nearer the mark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 This one is nearer the mark. Wid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 4 minutes ago, Brother Blades said: Wid You, after. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 I've just seen a goth over the age of 40. My question is: do the rest of them just die young, or do they look in the mirror one morning and think "get a f***ing grip"? P&B goths: have you ever died young? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I've just seen a goth over the age of 40. My question is: do the rest of them just die young, or do they look in the mirror one morning and think "get a f***ing grip"? P&B goths: have you ever died young? There's a goth in my work who must be nearing his 50's. He's only just stopped dying his hair black. Really nice guy though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 51 minutes ago, The Moonster said: There's a goth in my work who must be nearing his 50's. He's only just stopped dying his hair black. Really nice guy though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) Why do TV shows and films that have space travel elements always show spaceships with the trustees (fnarr) on the whole time? My limited understanding of it is that because space is a vacuum, once you're at your desired speed, you don't need thrust as there are no frictional forces to slow you down. You only then need thrust to change course, speed up or reverse thrust to slow down/stop. Edited July 27, 2018 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 What always baffles me about shows/films with spaceships, do they have to hire two spaceships to do the external shot of the main spaceship? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 27, 2018 Share Posted July 27, 2018 Why do TV shows and films that have space travel elements always show spaceships with the trustees (fnarr) on the whole time? My limited understanding of it is that because space is a vacuum, once you're at your desired speed, you don't need thrust as there are no frictional forces to slow you down. You only then need thrust to change course, speed up or reverse thrust to slow down/stop.Faster than light travel requires the mass on an entire galaxy converted into energy to create and maintain a wormhole, which means a pretty hefty mpg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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