Stellaboz Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Yes I got a consultation from a specialist doctor in Hungary last week. However I suspect that their health care system is about as useful as a referee at Celtic Park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Mrs Stella farting on your pillow m9? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Mrs Stella farting on your pillow m9?Convinced I caught it from one of the cats who always has a weepy eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 16 hours ago, Brother Blades said: What’s the best/quickest way to get rid of a massive plook (not yet ripe) that’s bubbling up on my nose? My son gets married on Saturday & don’t want to appear like John Merrick in the pics. Any (sensible) suggestions? As an aside, I used to be a plooky teenager, but now have fairly healthy skin & haven’t encountered a spot / boil for the last 20 years. Stand sideways on to the camera, like Boris's wife mistress partner when she had the black eye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Heating up full blast. Sweat the fucker out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 saw a wee kid with a plaster over his eye the other day. Took me back to the 1970s that did- do they still do that for "lazy eye" or was it more a case that he had seriously injured himself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: saw a wee kid with a plaster over his eye the other day. Took me back to the 1970s that did- do they still do that for "lazy eye" or was it more a case that he had seriously injured himself? Also, do folk still get their ears pinned back? I remember going to Iona in primary 7 and Karen Coombs had her ears pinned back. Dont think it made any difference tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Elves 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Also, do folk still get their ears pinned back? Was going to say that a guy in my year got it done, then I realised that was over 20 years ago. f**k this shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Elves Died on the bog, m9. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 26 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Also, do folk still get their ears pinned back? I remember going to Iona in primary 7 and Karen Coombs had her ears pinned back. Dont think it made any difference tbh. Lucky for her she didn’t go to a school in the north of England with that name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Heating up full blast. Sweat the fucker out.Windows open as well though. Get some oxygen in there. Was going to say that a guy in my year got it done, then I realised that was over 20 years ago. f**k this shit.Your post made me think “nah, lassy in first year at my school got it done that’s more recent” and it is...just the 17/18 years ago...fuckin’ hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 On the subject of being an old b*****d, I just became a great uncle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: On the subject of being an old b*****d, I just became a great uncle. Surely that's subjective. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: On the subject of being an old b*****d, I just became a great uncle. Insert joke implying incestuous relationship being common in relevant town or county here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 1 hour ago, A96 said: Insert joke implying incestuous relationship being common in relevant town or county here I’ve never willingly had sex with a relative! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 46 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I’ve never willingly had sex with a relative! You've been raped by a relative? Even for P&B that's weird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 Toothpaste is a myth for your spots is it not? It's only Tuesday. Leave the spot it should be gone by Saturday. Used to work for me. A boy at school said it worked for him when I recommended it as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 On 20/08/2019 at 17:50, Brother Blades said: What’s the best/quickest way to get rid of a massive plook (not yet ripe) that’s bubbling up on my nose? My son gets married on Saturday & don’t want to appear like John Merrick in the pics. Any (sensible) suggestions? As an aside, I used to be a plooky teenager, but now have fairly healthy skin & haven’t encountered a spot / boil for the last 20 years. Get one these, it's better than a kilt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 27 minutes ago, Adam101 said: You've been raped by a relative? Even for P&B that's weird Rape victims are weirdos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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