Raidernation Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 I have an idea for a reality tv show. Who do I send it to and how do I copy-write it first? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Don't know who you submit it to but I've heard if you post the full description to yourself, but don't open it when it comes back, the postmark on the sealed envelope will show when you had the idea if you ever need to prove it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have an idea for a reality tv show. Who do I send it to and how do I copy-write it first? Sorry to rain on your parade but it's already been done. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have an idea for a reality tv show. Who do I send it to and how do I copy-write it first? PM me and I’ll take care of it. Mark it for Granny Danger at Plagiarism Productions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 On 01/05/2020 at 17:56, mathematics said: Sorry @Shandon Par, been working all day. You've been made redundant by a pervy Doncaster supporter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have an idea for a reality tv show. Who do I send it to and how do I copy-write it first? I bet it's not as good as my Bargain Cūnt idea and I never even got an acknowledgement. Same for Beer Cūnter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have an idea for a reality tv show. Who do I send it to and how do I copy-write it first? Roger Mellie's boss Tom at Fulchester TV If it's "Marbles up their arseholes" Roger got there first 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: I have an idea for a reality tv show. Who do I send it to and how do I copy-write it first? @monkeytennis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: Roger Mellie's boss Tom at Fulchester TV If it's "Marbles up their arseholes" Roger got there first Celebrity Shitbucket was my favourite. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Time to varnish the fence again while the weather's halfway decent. Is there any sensible way to put the squirrels off using it as a launch pad while it dries? I'm not erecting a Chernobyl Shroud type monument or anything, but I feel bad that the poor wee buggers might end up with possibly toxic substances on their wee paws. No, murdering them all beforehand is not an acceptable answer, you monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Time to varnish the fence again while the weather's halfway decent. Is there any sensible way to put the squirrels off using it as a launch pad while it dries? I'm not erecting a Chernobyl Shroud type monument or anything, but I feel bad that the poor wee buggers might end up with possibly toxic substances on their wee paws. No, murdering them all beforehand is not an acceptable answer, you monster. I reckon you’d only need to murder about 25% of them before the others would get the message. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I reckon you’d only need to murder about 25% of them before the others would get the message. Squirrels, not Dees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Squirrels, not Dees. Nah you’d have to shoot all of them, just to be on the safe side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Time to varnish the fence again while the weather's halfway decent. Is there any sensible way to put the squirrels off using it as a launch pad while it dries? I'm not erecting a Chernobyl Shroud type monument or anything, but I feel bad that the poor wee buggers might end up with possibly toxic substances on their wee paws. No, murdering them all beforehand is not an acceptable answer, you monster. We have some woodland near us, a year or so back, the local Council had a cull of Grey Squirrels. Not seen one here in quite a while now, glad to see the back of the little b*****ds, as they used to wreak havoc with our birdfeeders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Just now, Silverton End said: We have some woodland near us, a year or so back, the local Council had a cull of Grey Squirrels. Not seen one here in quite a while now, glad to see the back of the little b*****ds, as they used to wreak havoc with our birdfeeders. We've just got a wee family of squirrels that lives out the back of us. They're tremendously entertaining to watch. Regular handbags with the pigeons; I think they're trying to capture some to fly on their backs around the town. Might be reading a bit much in to that, right enough. 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Nah you’d have to shoot all of them, just to be on the safe side. I bow to the voice of experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Is there any sensible way to put the squirrels off using it as a launch pad while it dries? something like this: a) set on full power will literally blow the squirrels off the fence, or deter them from climbing on it in the first place, unless they are really determined and/or properly equipped b) will help the varnish to dry more quickly thereby reducing the period during which deterrence of any kind is required c) will test the fence for durability in high winds d) you could maybe reverse the motor, take off the safety guard, and use it to suck the squirrels off (leave it) their nearby perches, and mince them at the same time (though this might be deemed unsuitable under the "not murdering them" criterion, and the fence might get pebble-dashed in a non-fetching grey/red colour...) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Time to varnish the fence again while the weather's halfway decent. Is there any sensible way to put the squirrels off using it as a launch pad while it dries? I'm not erecting a Chernobyl Shroud type monument or anything, but I feel bad that the poor wee buggers might end up with possibly toxic substances on their wee paws. No, murdering them all beforehand is not an acceptable answer, you monster. A plastic hawk might do. Or a plastic Smudger. Of course you'll have to improvise with what you have available in the house although I don't think Squirrel Nutkin is going to be terrified by a blow up doll.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, tamthebam said: A plastic hawk might do. Or a plastic Smudger. Of course you'll have to improvise with what you have available in the house although I don't think Squirrel Nutkin is going to be terrified by a blow up doll.. Or he could play his Brotherhood of Man CDs at maximum volume - that would make them keep their distance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Just now, GordonD said: Or he could play his Brotherhood of Man CDs at maximum volume - that would make them keep their distance. I went to a Cowdenbeath v Arbroath game in the late 80s. The pre-match music included "Tie a yellow ribbon". Perhaps they'd just been given a pile of unsold records from the local charity shop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 4, 2020 Share Posted May 4, 2020 8 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I went to a Cowdenbeath v Arbroath game in the late 80s. The pre-match music included "Tie a yellow ribbon". Perhaps they'd just been given a pile of unsold records from the local charity shop I remember back in the day that singing “I Did It My Way” was a favourite by das and uncles at social occasions. Invariably sang by guys who had done fùck all with their lives and had struggled to achieve that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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