vikingTON Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 5 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Set a chore list and reward per completed task. ^^^ Exploits child labour as an indoctrination to capitalism. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, virginton said: ^^^ Exploits child labour as an indoctrination to capitalism. ^^^^lent money to a sibling and charged them interest. Edited March 4, 2021 by Zen Archer Esq. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 (edited) I think mine must be very odd. He never asks for anything much, so I've never had to do anything about pocket money. I've just been adding money into a child bank account for him for years. Every now and then he'll express an interest in something and I'll ask if he wants to use some of his money for it and he'll say, "nah, I'm not that interested in it". I appear to have raised a Scottish stereotype. Edit: he literally has more money now than I do, by the way. Now that we're potless due to the pandemic, the wee shit's enjoying rubbing in his personal wealth. Edited March 5, 2021 by BFTD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, BFTD said: I think mine must be very odd. He never asks for anything much, so I've never had to do anything about pocket money. I've just been adding money into a child bank account for him for years. Every now and then he'll express an interest in something and I'll ask if he wants to use some of his money for it and he'll say, "nah, I'm not that interested in it". I appear to have raised a Scottish stereotype. Ours have accounts that me, the wife, and our parents been sticking cash in every month. Keeping that from them till they're 18 tho. I think I put 7 notes each in 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, madwullie said: Ours have accounts that me, the wife, and our parents been sticking cash in every month. Keeping that from them till they're 18 tho. I think I put 7 notes each in Yeah, ours has thousands in one of those Child Trust Funds that the government briefly set up, so he'll be able to drink himself to death in the week after his 18th birthday. I've been telling him for ten years that the Tories stole £250 from him, as they did away with the payment that Labour promised kids on their seventh birthday. Got to let them know early who the bad guys are. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 3 hours ago, BFTD said: I think mine must be very odd. He never asks for anything much, so I've never had to do anything about pocket money. I've just been adding money into a child bank account for him for years. Every now and then he'll express an interest in something and I'll ask if he wants to use some of his money for it and he'll say, "nah, I'm not that interested in it". I appear to have raised a Scottish stereotype. Edit: he literally has more money now than I do, by the way. Now that we're potless due to the pandemic, the wee shit's enjoying rubbing in his personal wealth. Tax him. 10% messy bedroom tax 15% not eating your greens tax 25% not doing your homework tax. "I've converted all your savings into Beer Bonds. You may get a return. You probably won't". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 (edited) How long can people on here hold their breath for? Does anyone know, when was the last time anyone tried it? Anybody freakishly good at it. I've not tried in a long time but I'm certain I'd be shite at it. 30 seconds or something. Edited March 5, 2021 by Stormzy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 I think mine must be very odd. He never asks for anything much, so I've never had to do anything about pocket money. I've just been adding money into a child bank account for him for years. Every now and then he'll express an interest in something and I'll ask if he wants to use some of his money for it and he'll say, "nah, I'm not that interested in it". I appear to have raised a Scottish stereotype. Edit: he literally has more money now than I do, by the way. Now that we're potless due to the pandemic, the wee shit's enjoying rubbing in his personal wealth.Never been a better time to charge him dig money 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 (edited) Ears started ringing at 14secs. Stomach started jerking and was really, really struggling about 35secs. Edit : just Googled it and you're not "meant" to start convulsing until around 2minutes. Oh dear Dele. Edited March 5, 2021 by Mr. Alli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Ears started ringing at 14secs. Stomach started jerking and was really, really struggling about 35secs. I love that commitment I'm going for it right now. Edit - I got 1 minute and 1 second. Glad to know I could survive a whole minute without more oxygen. Currently the PnB champion too. Edited March 5, 2021 by Stormzy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Also do you smoke 50 a day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Just now, Stormzy said: Also do you smoke 50 a day? It's given me food for thought. (I'm off to the nom nom nom topic). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 How long can people on here hold their breath for? Does anyone know, when was the last time anyone tried it? Anybody freakishly good at it. I've not tried in a long time but I'm certain I'd be shite at it. 30 seconds or something. When I was about 12 I went through a phase of this. After much practice I'm sure I got to about 1 minute 15 seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 9 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: 2 hours ago, Stormzy said: How long can people on here hold their breath for? Does anyone know, when was the last time anyone tried it? Anybody freakishly good at it. I've not tried in a long time but I'm certain I'd be shite at it. 30 seconds or something. When I was about 12 I went through a phase of this. After much practice I'm sure I got to about 1 minute 15 seconds. I used to have asthma and I smoke, probably the tubbiest I've been for a while, not exercised properly in 8 months and I managed first time 1 minute 1 second so I must say your record is not the best... I asked my maw, she's in her 60s and probably has had a few tonight and she sent me this... Up your game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Pato said: Quite chuffed with that tbh Definitely did a cheeky little nose breathe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 58 minutes ago, ThatBoyRonaldo said: 2 minutes 39 seconds for me on the breath holding thing. Bullshit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Yes this is really what lockdown Friday nights have come to. I'm embracing it now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Just now, Pato said: Nope, my secret was closing my eyes See I recommended that and did it myself but clearly didn't work too well. I'm going to improve. I shall train and eventually beat @ThatBoyRonaldo and his made up number. 4 minutes is what I'm going for eventually. Just looked and apparantly someone has done 24 minutes... bruh... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 1 minute 21 before my eyes started doing something strange 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 5, 2021 Share Posted March 5, 2021 Gives you the same head buzz as a big sniff of poppers but without the loose anus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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