Loonytoons Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Anyway no one has suggested the obvious solution to @Salt n Vinegar’s dilemma. Sell the house, buy a flat. Lateral thinking. Horizontal thinking, surely? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 4 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: At least nobody has suggested prayer. The CoS isn’t big into that remedy. Seems only a ‘Murican answer these days for solving problems involving potentially killing things. 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: The shite you post on here would. Anyway no one has suggested the obvious solution to @Salt n Vinegar’s dilemma. Sell the house, buy a flat. Lateral thinking. 30 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Horizontal thinking, surely? Vertical, Shirley? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: The shite you post on here would. Anyway no one has suggested the obvious solution to @Salt n Vinegar’s dilemma. Sell the house, buy a flat. Lateral thinking. Foxes are cunning b'stards. Wouldn't put it past them to bypass a controlled door entry system and use the fire exits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 2 hours ago, Salt n Vinegar said: Foxes are cunning b'stards. Wouldn't put it past them to bypass a controlled door entry system and use the fire exits. If they want you that bad you really should just submit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 4 hours ago, TxRover said: Vertical, Shirley? Indeed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cairn Terrier Posted June 10 Share Posted June 10 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: One for the bird people: Whilst in the middle of a large playing field where there can't be a nest within >100m, the swallows fly up to my dog, do circles around him, fly away and then come back for a fly-by. At no point do they dive bomb us, but they purposely come close. My question is: is this them playing and repeatedly teasing my lurcher for a chase, or are they feeling threatened for no apparent reason and just trying to divert attention. ETA: fwiw, the swallows are chasing each other now. As your dog is running through the grass it will be disturbing insects, which fly up into the air….and the swallows gobble them up. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 21 hours ago, Cairn Terrier said: As your dog is running through the grass it will be disturbing insects, which fly up into the air….and the swallows gobble them up. I remember walking up to a loch and all these dragon flies appeared from nowhere. Bit unusual I thought, then walked up to the boathouse through some heather and all the daddy long legs got hammered when the flew up out if it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted Thursday at 14:53 Share Posted Thursday at 14:53 Easy as. put a list down below... Who you want me punch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted Thursday at 15:14 Share Posted Thursday at 15:14 God. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted Thursday at 15:34 Share Posted Thursday at 15:34 I wonder how hard it is to punch yourself as hard as you can. Maybe there's a self-survival thing that stops you doing it, maybe I'm just a big feartie, or maybe there just needs to be a substantial financial reward which nobody's offered yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted Thursday at 16:56 Share Posted Thursday at 16:56 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I wonder how hard it is to punch yourself as hard as you can. Maybe there's a self-survival thing that stops you doing it, maybe I'm just a big feartie, or maybe there just needs to be a substantial financial reward which nobody's offered yet. Not quite punching yourself, but celebrating after a brawl at a junior hockey match, guy headbutted the glass… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted Thursday at 17:34 Share Posted Thursday at 17:34 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I wonder how hard it is to punch yourself as hard as you can. Maybe there's a self-survival thing that stops you doing it, maybe I'm just a big feartie, or maybe there just needs to be a substantial financial reward which nobody's offered yet. If you mean in the face, I don't know. If you're stupid enough you could probably punch yourself in the balls quite hard. Although watching Scotland has the same effect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted Thursday at 18:53 Share Posted Thursday at 18:53 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I wonder how hard it is to punch yourself as hard as you can. Maybe there's a self-survival thing that stops you doing it, maybe I'm just a big feartie, or maybe there just needs to be a substantial financial reward which nobody's offered yet. I used to have dreams where I was trying to do this but couldn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted Thursday at 21:34 Share Posted Thursday at 21:34 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I used to have dreams where I was trying to do this but couldn't. Let us know if you need a hand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted Friday at 07:32 Share Posted Friday at 07:32 15 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I wonder how hard it is to punch yourself as hard as you can. Maybe there's a self-survival thing that stops you doing it, maybe I'm just a big feartie, or maybe there just needs to be a substantial financial reward which nobody's offered yet. Solo boxing? Not sure it will ever catch on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted Friday at 11:11 Share Posted Friday at 11:11 3 hours ago, Fullerene said: Solo boxing? Not sure it will ever catch on. Euph? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted Friday at 16:38 Share Posted Friday at 16:38 21 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I used to have dreams where I was trying to do this but couldn't. I still regularly have dreams where I have to pummel somebody, but can't - like there's some weird force field surrounding them. We should team up for the world's worst Fight Club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted Friday at 17:12 Share Posted Friday at 17:12 33 minutes ago, BFTD said: I still regularly have dreams where I have to pummel somebody, but can't ... and then I hear ma old lady screamin' blue murder, shes saying, "thats no the ball yer kickin' ya eejit, its me!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted Friday at 17:15 Share Posted Friday at 17:15 Just now, Swarley said: ... and then I hear ma old lady screamin' blue murder, shes saying, "thats no the ball yer kickin' ya eejit, its me!" The first Mrs BFTD was big on cracking me across the chops "in her sleep", so I'd blame it on that were it not for the fact that I've had those dreams since I was a kid. I presume it's something to do with subconsciously feeling powerless about something, which...duh! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted Friday at 17:32 Share Posted Friday at 17:32 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Swarley said: ... and then I hear ma old lady screamin' blue murder, shes saying, "thats no the ball yer kickin' ya eejit, its me!" I slid in and cleared one off the line a few weeks ago and hit her an absolute beauty that woke us both up. Edited Friday at 17:33 by Sergeant Wilson 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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