Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I'd like to know what the script is here as well. I've just had my disclosure in to send onto the Australian authorities as part of the emigration process and it doesn't make for pretty reading. It lists everything including driving offences since I was 18. The Australian authorities say they are not interested in anything over 10 years old which is just as well as my last offence was 13 years ago, but they still request your full life disclosure. I know they are all spent as I've just passed a CRB check for an employer but I would like all the stupid shit I did as a daft boy to gtf please. What should I do Deirdre? Kill yourself...it's the only way. Offences don't ever disappear. They can always be seen, it is how they are treated that changes with the passage of time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Who would win a fight between Nikki Benz and Lisa Ann? Lisa Ann is a bit old and decrepit these days and looks like her movement would be impaired, however might still be quite powerful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Kill yourself...it's the only way. Offences don't ever disappear. They can always be seen, it is how they are treated that changes with the passage of time. Ah, as I suspected. Could you recommend a good way to kill myself? I think I would like to go out in a spectacular blaze of glory whilst taking a few c***s with me. Possibly a bit like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Ah, as I suspected. Could you recommend a good way to kill myself? I think I would like to go out in a spectacular blaze of glory whilst taking a few c***s with me. Possibly a bit like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface. My mate got in to Aus and he had a list of previous as long as your arm. He was quite a highly qualified electrical engineer though. I can't see it being a problem really, unless you've actually done serious stuff, by that I mean drug dealing, extortion, murder etc. Fighting at the football and pishing in inappropriate places is not likely to worry them. (Add Islamist terrorism to acts frowned upon.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 My mate got in to Aus and he had a list of previous as long as your arm. He was quite a highly qualified electrical engineer though. I can't see it being a problem really, unless you've actually done serious stuff, by that I mean drug dealing, extortion, murder etc. Fighting at the football and pishing in inappropriate places is not likely to worry them. (Add Islamist terrorism to acts frowned upon.) Shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Picked up some duck from the butchers for tomorrow and it's for a very strong fish/swamp smell to it. A quick look online suggests this is quite normal, but was wondering if any P&Bers had experience of this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Picked up some duck from the butchers for tomorrow and it's for a very strong fish/swamp smell to it. A quick look online suggests this is quite normal, but was wondering if any P&Bers had experience of this? Aye, not with duck though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Picked up some duck from the butchers for tomorrow and it's for a very strong fish/swamp smell to it. A quick look online suggests this is quite normal, but was wondering if any P&Bers had experience of this? As a serious post.....duck/goose/pheasant should have a bit of a whiff compared to, say, supermarket chicken. Also, from a health PoV, the pathogens which cause food poisoning don't smell and are mostly killed off when cooked. I'd not worry. So it's Duck à l'Orange and Black Forest gâteau on Tayside the morra? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 As a serious post.....duck/goose/pheasant should have a bit of a whiff compared to, say, supermarket chicken. Also, from a health PoV, the pathogens which cause food poisoning don't smell and are mostly killed off when cooked. I'd not worry. So it's Duck à l'Orange and Black Forest gâteau on Tayside the morra? Cheers. We actually took it back and he said that whilst it should have a bit of a whiff to it, it's not usually as strong as that one was. He gave us a new one anyway! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Do football clubs still use different types of goalposts? Ie round, square etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Do football clubs still use different types of goalposts? Ie round, square etc. The laws of the game allow for it - square, rectangular, round, elliptical. Ours are round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Cheers. It was great when you had different types of stansions too. From the 10 yard deep ones at Hampden to the 1 yard deep QPR ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 The enhanced enclosure goes back to when you where 16 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 The enhanced enclosure goes back to when you where 16 Do foreign Governments have access to it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Scratches on cars (mines is black) best way to get rid of them and roughly how much? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Scratches on cars (mines is black) best way to get rid of them and roughly how much? If it's black then a strip of duct tape should do the job. Looking at the ~£1.50 mark for a roll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 If it's black then a strip of duct tape should do the job. Looking at the ~£1.50 mark for a roll. A marker would be 50p cheaper so he could buy a Freddo and still have some change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Scratches on cars (mines is black) best way to get rid of them and roughly how much? Integrate the scratches with a Banksy style artwork with a stencil kit and a Stanley knife. About £8.42. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 A marker would be 50p cheaper so he could buy a Freddo and still have some change. The waterproofing on a pen's just no the same though. Once the rust kicks in then that's you. Well worth paying the extra pound imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I was being serious I genuinely have no idea what to do is it a garage job or somewhere else? How much would it be roughly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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