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On 07/03/2023 at 12:00, Richey Edwards said:

My car was frosty as f**k this morning.

Defrosting tactics were employed successfully. 

I find a healthy urine stream delivered from a range of 8-10 feet cuts through it nicely. 

If you want a challenge, park the car at the top of a hill and try to fire upwards towards the screen. 

Mind, though, if you choose to defrost your neighbour's cars in this way, best to ask permission first. Apparently it isn't a "doing them a favour". 

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Last week in Dyce a hoity in his Range Rover tried to split my side of the road as there were cars parked up on his - with clearly not enough room to do so, when I refused to stop he, half way down had to break suddenly causing a vast amount of snow on his roof to completely cover his windscreen. I now had to stop and after quite a bit of tooting (others, not me) he had to abandon the wiper tactic and get out to push and pull it off his windscreen by hand. He didn't look amused when the two of us were in the van sitting laughing at him. I expect the "get it up you, you absolute prick" raised his blood temperature a few Celsius more.

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21 minutes ago, Derry Alli said:

Last week in Dyce a hoity in his Range Rover tried to split my side of the road as there were cars parked up on his - with clearly not enough room to do so, when I refused to stop he, half way down had to break suddenly causing a vast amount of snow on his roof to completely cover his windscreen. I now had to stop and after quite a bit of tooting (others, not me) he had to abandon the wiper tactic and get out to push and pull it off his windscreen by hand. He didn't look amused when the two of us were in the van sitting laughing at him. I expect the "get it up you, you absolute prick" raised his blood temperature a few Celsius more.

c***s on the road thread for this pish.

It actually annoys me how many people don't bother their arse clearing the roof when this can happen. Dangerous as f**k

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5 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

I just discovered the other week that the Sperrins is actually a place and not a euphemism. The highest pub in Ireland's on the top - the Ponderosa. Didn't see Big Hoss though. 

Did you see any of the Thompson family?

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