KnightswoodBear Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Do you want me to do it for you love? Do you see a car there now? edit: to be honest, I just fucked it into reverse and the trees at the bottom of the hill will claim it over time. She was due a new one anyway. Edited February 28, 2018 by KnightswoodBear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Can “snowflake” still be used an insult given that they’re currently battering the f**k it half the country? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 16 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: You can see where I've tried to clear a bit of snow to let the wheels get traction. On the other side of the hedge it drops off really steeply. As it started sliding towards it I very seriously considered jumping out. That's what you get for being a considerate employer and sending Jeeves home early. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Both me and my wife were at home today. Sadly so were the kids, so the chance of any daytime rumpy-pumpy evaporated as soon as it'd started. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 20 minutes ago, gav-ffc said: I’m on a priority one route and not been touched all day. The schools are shut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Red alert: Take action. Personally I'm sitting in the house doing f**k all. Should I be worried? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Well I've received a text from my boss advising our building is now closed and may well be tomorrow so my idea to head home with a carry out seems like a very smart idea now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Just seen BBC news Live feed report pop up with "Call for army back-up amid snow chaos" is it really that bad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Just now, thistledo said: Just seen BBC news Live feed report pop up with "Call for army back-up amid snow chaos" is it really that bad? What do they want them to do? Shoot the snowflakes before they land? f**k's sake. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, thistledo said: Just seen BBC news Live feed report pop up with "Call for army back-up amid snow chaos" is it really that bad? They're going to shoot it. edit: f**k you @Rugster. f**k you. Edited February 28, 2018 by KnightswoodBear 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Just now, thistledo said: Just seen BBC news Live feed report pop up with "Call for army back-up amid snow chaos" is it really that bad? No. It’s nowhere near that bad. Nothing like the BBC to desperately whip up some hysteria. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Castlecary should be clear now. Some absolute numpties on the road though that haven't got a clue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 1 minute ago, thistledo said: Just seen BBC news Live feed report pop up with "Call for army back-up amid snow chaos" is it really that bad? Calling in air strikes on all the fannies clogging up the motorways would be a good start. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Do you see a car there now? edit: to be honest, I just fucked it into reverse and the trees at the bottom of the hill will claim it over time. She was due a new one anyway. Don't get crabbit with me. I bet you didn't talk to her like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scosha Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 Sent home from work early as well. Surprisingly East Kilbride is absolutely fine given it usually gets it worse than anywhere else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Don't get crabbit with me. I bet you didn't talk to her like that. I'm not fucking stupid. I just seethed silently. Apart from when I shouted "Cunting f**k" when it slid further into the hedge. Edited February 28, 2018 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, thistledo said: Just seen BBC news Live feed report pop up with "Call for army back-up amid snow chaos" is it really that bad? If the army can supply hunners of hefty flame throwers to melt f**k out of this stuff both on the ground and as it falls, I say bring them in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: They're going to shoot it. edit: f**k you @Rugster. f**k you. Makes a fucking change, usually you're in like a tramp swallowing broth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, Rugster said: What do they want them to do? Shoot the snowflakes before they land? f**k's sake. Americans had to be told not to shoot the hurricane. Are we that level of stupid yet? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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