welshbairn Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You shower then cycle in. How far, unless you cycle like Jean Brodie you'll be minging. Pished already Sarge? He has a shower at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Pished already Sarge? He has a shower at work. It could be construed as having a shower before he starts cycling. He didn't make himself clear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 You shower then cycle in. How far, unless you cycle like Jean Brodie you'll be minging. I cycle in and shower at work.My Avon bought shower gel/deodorant combo may not be to everyone's taste but minging is pushing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Jamaldo said: Even if I slept in a bit and knew that if I left without a shower that I would make it to work on time, I would still have a shower. f**k going to work without one. This opens up a new debate though. Do people shower the night before or in the morning? I do a 13 hour day so I now do both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Even if I slept in a bit and knew that if I left without a shower that I would make it to work on time, I would still have a shower. f**k going to work without one.This opens up a new debate though. Do people shower the night before or in the morning? My earliest start is 04:20 so am I f**k getting up for a shower on early shift. I generally have a shower the night before when I'm early the next day and in the morning when I'm backshift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Those not showering before work are outing themselves as their works resident smelly c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 8 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: My earliest start is 04:20 so am I f**k getting up for a shower on early shift. I generally have a shower the night before when I'm early the next day and in the morning when I'm backshift. Train ticket men are usually bogging anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Imagine not showering before leaving the house. Absolutely disgusting behavior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 9 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: Imagine not showering before leaving the house. Absolutely disgusting behavior. If you washed your sheets now and then you might not be so smelly in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 If you washed your sheets now and then you might not be so smelly in the morning. Not all of us stroll in at 5am after a night of solo nightclubbing for 3 hours kip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 Those not showering before work are outing themselves as their works resident smelly c**t. Being a smelly c**t takes far more than not showering in the morning tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 23, 2016 Share Posted October 23, 2016 I once worked with a right smelly c**t that shat himself and had to cycle 6 miles home after his shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 We arrived in Queenstown in New Zealand today and I've come to the realisation that the first thing I do on arriving in a new country is go for a dump. Must be a genetic marking my territory type thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: We arrived in Queenstown in New Zealand today and I've come to the realisation that the first thing I do on arriving in a new country is go for a dump. Must be a genetic marking my territory type thing. More likely your body doesn't want the smack stuffed up there too long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 Queenstown? Can't even hide your allegiance whilst on holiday, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Queenstown? Can't even hide your allegiance whilst on holiday, eh? We tried booking up for NoSurrendersTown but they were full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 1 hour ago, throbber said: Queenstown was one of my favourite places i have been to. Are you going to do the Nevis bungee jump? I do fancy doing it if I get the chance, but I'm worried that i'd shite out of it once I got up there. My wife has done it and also done the canyon swing and she claims that the swing is better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I once worked with a right smelly c**t that shat himself and had to cycle 6 miles home after his shift. Currently work with a guy who used to run home from Hamilton to Motherwell. He told me he was running home the night before and was caught short and shat himself.He stopped to clean his arse in a puddle in Strathclyde Park and carried on. Shat himself once again just before getting home. This time whe cleaned himself up with his boxers.He drives to work now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 There's more than him got his arse in a mess down there.So I've heard anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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