PWL Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 20 hours ago, Sonsteam of 08 said: I've just heard a guy die I think. I work on Gordon Street, heard a scream and then loads of sirens, turns out someone has jumped out a window on the 4th floor about 100 yards away. Grim. I had a Gordon Street coffee yesterday. Admittedly it was from their wee van at Queen St station rather than the main branch he fell into. But still, it could have me (he landed on). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: To be fair, being killed by a falling, naked man would be some way to go! Especially if you inadvertently saved his life! Would be better if it was a falling naked woman. IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 23 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Would be better if it was a falling naked woman. IMO. Very chivalrous of you Biggie, if not a tad(ger) sexist. I suppose if you could choose your demise whilst saving someone who didn't want to be saved would be amusing whatever sex you got flattened by, I would hate it to be Donald Trump or anyone from Swansea tbh. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 (edited) Fuckin ruggerbugger filled trams. Not a wid insight arrrrgh ETA actually there was 1, but she must have been a carriage down Grimbo Edited November 12, 2016 by Grim O'Grady Missed the boat -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Very chivalrous of you Biggie, if not a tad(ger) sexist. [emoji6] I suppose if you could choose your demise whilst saving someone who didn't want to be saved would be amusing whatever sex you got flattened by, I would hate it to be Donald Trump or anyone from Swansea tbh. Grimbo Why Swansea in particular? Out of all the places! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Willie Collum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 (edited) What is it with people in Cornwall? Is it something in the water or the air? Normal social norms just don't appear to apply. Going to have your dog put down? Why not turn it into a Twitter happening? #walkwithwalnut http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-37924439 http://www.cornwalllive.com/hundreds-of-people-descend-on-porth-beach-to-join-mark-wood-and-walnut-on-their-final-walk-together/story-29889675-detail/story.html Elsewhere, being a handyman in Cornwall means something else entirely. http://www.cornwalllive.com/newquay-handyman-peter-cooke-sentenced-after-masturbating-in-front-of-a-teenage-boy-in-his-garden/story-29887129-detail/story.html The part of the newspaper story that made it sound more like a Billy Connolly routine was the part that read 'Mum, Pete's w****** in the garden'. Edited November 12, 2016 by WaffenThinMint 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Diamond8 said: Why Swansea in particular? Out of all the places! Got pasted down there when I was watching Man City & we lost the match that was back in the 80's. c***s everyone of them. Grimbo -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Cmon the Swans! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 I have an Uncle who was a Freeman of Swansea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 I've just learned that one of the candidates in the recent US Presidential Election was Mr Jim Hedges of the Prohibition Party, who are pledged to outlaw the sale of alcohol. They received a massive 163 votes. I think we dodged a bullet there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 There appears to be some surprisingly good architecture in parts of Greenock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: There appears to be some surprisingly good architecture in parts of Greenock. This was the only part that I have seen of it when the blanket fell off my head on the way in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Giving the kids their dinner in the kitchen. Got the radio on, Absolute Radio 90's. Gave them full renditions of Catatonia "Road Rage" (complete with Welsh accent), Suede "Trash" and Pulp "Common People" (complete with Jarvis Cocker style dancing). I've no doubt they'll describe it to a psychologist one day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 It's remarkable how you can be moaned at for "doing nothing" in the house, and then be moaned at for "getting in the way" whenever you do housework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said: It's remarkable how you can be moaned at for "doing nothing" in the house, and then be moaned at for "getting in the way" whenever you do housework. Get rid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just had my second munchie box in under 24 hours. I feel ill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Just had my second munchie box in under 24 hours. I feel ill. Toilet tomorrow should be fun!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Giving the kids their dinner in the kitchen. Got the radio on, Absolute Radio 90's. Gave them full renditions of Catatonia "Road Rage" (complete with Welsh accent), Suede "Trash" and Pulp "Common People" (complete with Jarvis Cocker style dancing). I've no doubt they'll describe it to a psychologist one day. If there's a better Welsh accent song I want to hear it...And common people is class. You're giving your kids an education. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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