Bert Raccoon Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: So's yer maw. Yer maw's got a fanny like a badly packed taco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Well, maybe your maw should go to Taco Bell also then because...er...you couldn't see driving home the other night because you've...you don't even wear your glasses in...in...er...TV in case you get...you get slagged off so you just...er..you just stick to Taco Bell and I'll do" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Yer maw's got a fanny like a badly packed taco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 American Taco Bell was pretty good, despite all the ground-up cockroaches in the meat. But then, I am a fat ned. I recommend the chalupa and gordita, although I'll be amazed if they do anything here other than tacos, nachos, and E.coli. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Well, maybe your maw should go to Taco Bell also then because...er...you couldn't see driving home the other night because you've...you don't even wear your glasses in...in...er...TV in case you get...you get slagged off so you just...er..you just stick to Taco Bell and I'll do" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 What the fox? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-40484346 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I was enjoying a pint at the bar in a pizza place waiting on my carry out until some Frank Middlemass type sat down next to me. He's giving it the full eccentric Englishman bit so I have to be careful not to speak now in case he hears my accent and wants to be friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 ^^^^^ To make matters worse, I meant to post this in the PTTGOYN thread but I'm on my phone and don't know how to move itI plead mild intoxication. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Yer maw's got a fanny like a badly packed taco. Is his maw Hope Solo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 hour ago, mjw said: Is his maw Hope Solo? Hope not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 The site normally struggles and goes offline when Div's team get gubbed. Been really difficult getting on for the last half hour or so, just saying... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: The site normally struggles and goes offline when Div's team get gubbed. Been really difficult getting on for the last half hour or so, just saying... Look out for some serious downtime on Saturday evening 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I've still to see this Hope Solo shot. Might have a gander tomorrow lunchtime. I get the impression folk who find her bits grotesque have only ever seen ladyparts in gentlemans' special interest literature. Either that, or they've seen the wrong pictures. She seems to have had a curious fascination with taking pictures of her own starfish. Anyway, call the boss over for a second opinion. I'm sure they're used to dealing with sloppy fannies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 On Monday, July 03, 2017 at 03:22, BigFatTabbyDave said: Is that actually sjc's old boat? ...and were the new owners informed of the sordid goings-on that had taken place therein? On Monday, July 03, 2017 at 04:38, philpy said: Can't mind which it was, i know he sold it, don't know if it was moved on. Lovely walk along the canal though, walked 4 miles in total. On Monday, July 03, 2017 at 04:56, Zen Archer said: Yip that's the one! Not sure what these "sordid goings on" you talk of @BigFatTabbyDave. You make my residency there sound like a scene from "Dead calm" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Just now, sjc said: Yip that's the one! Not sure what these "sordid goings on" you talk of @BigFatTabbyDave. You make my residency there sound like a scene from "Dead calm" Was your child conceived on that boat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 31 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I get the impression folk who find her bits grotesque have only ever seen ladyparts in gentlemans' special interest literature. Either that, or they've seen the wrong pictures. She seems to have had a curious fascination with taking pictures of her own starfish. Anyway, call the boss over for a second opinion. I'm sure they're used to dealing with sloppy fannies 49 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I've still to see this Hope Solo shot. Might have a gander tomorrow lunchtime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Was your child conceived on that boat? She was hence her middle name is Rose. Hardly "sordid" though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 Just now, sjc said: She was hence her middle name is Rose. Hardly "sordid" though. Absolutely not. Poetic even. And beautiful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, sjc said: Yip that's the one! Not sure what these "sordid goings on" you talk of @BigFatTabbyDave. You make my residency there sound like a scene from "Dead calm" I'm just assuming. Frankly, I'd be disappointed to discover otherwise. And I was picturing more 'Donkey Punch' than 'Dead Calm'. Well, the first half, at least. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: Absolutely not. Poetic even. And beautiful. Thank you kind Sir. It wasn't the intention to give her a middle name for any reason but a combination of giving her the option of a Western name and the name "fitting" nicely alongside Sakura, we decided it was ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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