Shandon Par Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, sjc said: Shovelled 2T of gravel down the side of the house today. Sourcing materials in Japan is an absolute pain in the arse......it's only taken 6 months to find! Is that where you store the wives? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, sjc said: Shovelled 2T of gravel down the side of the house today. Sourcing materials in Japan is an absolute pain in the arse......it's only taken 6 months to find! Looks like you stole it from next door. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Just be thankful it wasn't some horrific Lovecraftian eight legged devil spawn that had managed to get into your IV. Like this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 @KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, sjc said: Like this? Just now, Bully Wee Villa said: @KnightswoodBear Quote “It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth’s dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Is that where you store the wives? What sort of mentalist would get married more than once?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Looks like you stole it from next door. They don't really do gravel paths or even lawns in their gardens here in Japan. They'll spend infinity sculpting some tree but happily let the rest of the garden look like waste ground! Strange bunch these Japanese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, sjc said: Shovelled 2T of gravel down the side of the house today. Sourcing materials in Japan is an absolute pain in the arse......it's only taken 6 months to find! The Japanese equivalent of Del Boy probably got that gravel from Fukushima.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: 8, 3, 9, 4, 3, 4, 2, 6 Agree with you on the 9. It's the Tina Turner with a beard look that's so hard to resist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 2 hours ago, sjc said: Shovelled 2T of gravel down the side of the house today. Sourcing materials in Japan is an absolute pain in the arse......it's only taken 6 months to find! Should have just concreted it m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Should have just concreted it m8. And if you glue Rice Krispies to the soles of your shoes it sounds just the same when you walk on it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Should have just concreted it m8. Do you lot deliver to Matsuyama? You can f**k off with your waiting time too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Australia is dropping some heavy hints that it doesn’t want you there. They'll need to try harder than that - I'm going nowhere. In related news, the gentleman who Deontay'd me plead guilty and was fined thousands of dollars. Turns out he is/was highly ranked in the armed forces and was stood down pending his sentencing so don't know if he's lost his job or not. Oh well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: They'll need to try harder than that - I'm going nowhere. In related news, the gentleman who Deontay'd me plead guilty and was fined thousands of dollars. Turns out he is/was highly ranked in the armed forces and was stood down pending his sentencing so don't know if he's lost his job or not. Oh well. Glad to hear he didn’t get away with it. Australia has an army? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dee Man said: They'll need to try harder than that - I'm going nowhere. In related news, the gentleman who Deontay'd me plead guilty and was fined thousands of dollars. Turns out he is/was highly ranked in the armed forces and was stood down pending his sentencing so don't know if he's lost his job or not. Oh well. Hope you're getting some compo, and how did he suck iron out of your body, or is that unrelated? P.S. He was probably high up in catering rather than combat if that helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Glad to hear he didn’t get away with it. Australia has an army? I remember a couple of British soldiers died from heat exhaustion while training on the Brecon Beacons a few years back - made me wonder what sort of training the chaps here get. 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Hope you're getting some compo, and how did he suck iron out of your body, or is that unrelated? P.S. He was probably high up in catering rather than combat if that helps. I can apply for compo now that he's been found guilty however no amount of money can remove the 2 inch crescent scar below my eye and restore my once beautiful features. I wasn't sure how noticeable it was until the only guy at work who didn't know about it returned from holiday and gently asked "FUCKING HELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?" I'm being deliberately vague but I know what his position in the forces was and I can only assume it's one of the best paying positions going. Looks like they may have to train someone else to become a killing machine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 28 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I remember a couple of British soldiers died from heat exhaustion while training on the Brecon Beacons a few years back - made me wonder what sort of training the chaps here get. I can apply for compo now that he's been found guilty however no amount of money can remove the 2 inch crescent scar below my eye and restore my once beautiful features. I wasn't sure how noticeable it was until the only guy at work who didn't know about it returned from holiday and gently asked "FUCKING HELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?" I'm being deliberately vague but I know what his position in the forces was and I can only assume it's one of the best paying positions going. Looks like they may have to train someone else to become a killing machine. Hopefully they train the new guy better if you only ended up with a two inch scar 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 32 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I remember a couple of British soldiers died from heat exhaustion while training on the Brecon Beacons a few years back - made me wonder what sort of training the chaps here get. I can apply for compo now that he's been found guilty however no amount of money can remove the 2 inch crescent scar below my eye and restore my once beautiful features. I wasn't sure how noticeable it was until the only guy at work who didn't know about it returned from holiday and gently asked "FUCKING HELL, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?" I'm being deliberately vague but I know what his position in the forces was and I can only assume it's one of the best paying positions going. Looks like they may have to train someone else to become a killing machine. As in every field of work the best paid people are office boys. Although in this case I hope it was a special forces assassin to protect your virility. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 Got accepted for a blue badge today. Can now park closer to the shops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted March 1, 2019 Share Posted March 1, 2019 I can't stand MasterChef - hate it with a loathing I just can't begin to describe. Nuff said? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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