Ned Nederlander Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 I'm visiting a new bit at work today and I'm surrounded by totally unfamiliar faces - a guy walked in and my immediate thought was he's Blue Nosed to f'ck. He's now been sitting talking utter shite about 'Rangers' for about half an hour, think it was the overly-confident way he swaggered his chubby frame across the room that gave him away. (It's like sitting within earshot of a talking Daily Record) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 I'm visiting a new bit at work today and I'm surrounded by totally unfamiliar faces - a guy walked in and my immediate thought was he's Blue Nosed to f'ck. He's now been sitting talking utter shite about 'Rangers' for about half an hour, think it was the overly-confident way he swaggered his chubby frame across the room that gave him away. (It's like sitting within earshot of a talking Daily Record)Just tell him that The Rangers are deid mate, get up and move to a different table. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Swarley said: I'm visiting a new bit She sounds popular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Just tell him that The Rangers are deid mate, get up and move to a different table. He'll then also move to the new table, claim that new table is also the Rangers table, always was and always will be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 He'll then also move to the new table, claim that new table is also the Rangers table, always was and always will be.The office needs a strong New Table 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Why have you got two different shoes on asks the wife? So it seems I've been cutting about like this for a couple of hours and that includes going to the shop for a paper. To be fair they are quite similar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Mr Pikey said: Why have you got two different shoes on asks the wife? So it seems I've been cutting about like this for a couple of hours and that includes going to the shop for a paper. To be fair they are quite similar Apart from the light and dark bits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Why have you got two different shoes on asks the wife? So it seems I've been cutting about like this for a couple of hours and that includes going to the shop for a paper. To be fair they are quite similar Having no socks on is much worse than having the wrong shoes on. Especially if its for more than about 30 seconds 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 29 minutes ago, Mr Pikey said: Why have you got two different shoes on asks the wife? So it seems I've been cutting about like this for a couple of hours and that includes going to the shop for a paper. To be fair they are quite similar Like Shirley Bassey on the Morecambe and Wise show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Mr Pikey said: Why have you got two different shoes on asks the wife? So it seems I've been cutting about like this for a couple of hours and that includes going to the shop for a paper. To be fair they are quite similar @Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Mr Pikey said: Why have you got two different shoes on asks the wife? So it seems I've been cutting about like this for a couple of hours and that includes going to the shop for a paper. To be fair they are quite similar I genuinely wonder how some P&B posters go through a day without submitting themselves for the Darwin awards. I have just spent half an hour looking for a set of keys that were in my pocket. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Why have you got two different shoes on asks the wife? So it seems I've been cutting about like this for a couple of hours and that includes going to the shop for a paper. To be fair they are quite similar “Quite similar” in that they are both shoes? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Do you know if Jacobs ventriloquist act is bookable? Thank you. eta. a gottle of geer.Guck the.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 There's a spare bed in my care home just now. Send her in, she sounds fun. Seriously though, I hope she's being well cared for. Went to see Midsommar last night and the nazi/sex/folk music/death cult had a fairly no-nonsense way of dealing with folk when they reached 72. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: "Quite similar” in that they are both shoes? Quite similar as in they should both be in the fucking bin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 21 minutes ago, Dele said: Quite similar as in they should both be in the fucking bin. Sad thing is, he has another pair just like them. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Mr Pikey said: Why have you got two different shoes on asks the wife? So it seems I've been cutting about like this for a couple of hours and that includes going to the shop for a paper. To be fair they are quite similar OFTW. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Sad thing is, he has another pair just like them. How do you know that ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Rab B Nesbit said: How do you know that ? Because he has shoepairior intuition. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 15 hours ago, GordonD said: Sad thing is, he has another pair just like them. 10 hours ago, Rab B Nesbit said: How do you know that ? Actually that's a very valid point. He might have nicked those from a display outside a shoe shop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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