GordonD Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 48 minutes ago, ayrshire_nomad said: My Mrs wants her tits done for her birthday, anyone got £4k they don't want I could have Tell her to rub toilet paper all over them. If she queries how that'll make them bigger, tell her it worked on her arse... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 1 hour ago, ayrshire_nomad said: My Mrs wants her tits done for her birthday, anyone got £4k they don't want I could have Does everyone who chips in have joint ownership and access? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 But just like Patrick Ewing and Han Solo, he manages to come back to life in time for Holy Bible 2- The Scrolls of Deidco.Patrick Ewing? The ex-basketball player? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 My Mrs wants her tits done for her birthday, anyone got £4k they don't want I could haveI think what is needed is a picture of her tits now, P&B will be the judge if she needs to have them done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Romeo said: 1 hour ago, ayrshire_nomad said: My Mrs wants her tits done for her birthday, anyone got £4k they don't want I could have I think what is needed is a picture of her tits now, P&B will be the judge if she needs to have them done. Rated on the @SparklingBrook-o-meter scale 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 PS how Sparklingbrook is only +12 on then greenie scale, I'll never know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 1 hour ago, ayrshire_nomad said: My Mrs wants her tits done for her birthday, anyone got £4k they don't want I could have Look at this shit. This is a thing that actually exists. https://myfreeimplants.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 1 hour ago, ayrshire_nomad said: My Mrs wants her tits done for her birthday, anyone got £4k they don't want I could have Tell her to wipe her tits with toilet tissue, see what that trick has done to her arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Tell her to wipe her tits with toilet tissue, see what that trick has done to her arse. It's been done, Zen. The joke, not the act. Although...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 12 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I'm seriously punching. What a time to be alive. Do the rules of P&B mean nothing nowadays? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 22 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Do the rules of P&B mean nothing nowadays? All rules are out the window, Mark. In the last few days my lofty status as a middle-aged alcoholic VL loner has been downgraded to a measly middle-aged alcoholic. According to the rules I shouldn't even be posting here anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 13 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: All rules are out the window, Mark. In the last few days my lofty status as a middle-aged alcoholic VL loner has been downgraded to a measly middle-aged alcoholic. According to the rules I shouldn't even be posting here anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 10 hours ago, throbber said: Had a 3 course lunch at Tom Kitchins yesterday - food was absolutely incredible and I ate every mouth full. I went on to wake up at 2 am feeling sick and as I was sat upon the pan with explosive diarrhoea I spewed a good 3 stomach loads into the bath, not sure what exactly it was that upset my stomach but I’m going to guess it was the snails! I would have thought the snails would have left you slowly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Stephen Dobbie is the best goal scorer on the planet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Did you know "Bimonthly" means every 2 months AND it also means twice in a month. I definitely should have paid more attention at school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, Deanburn Dave said: Did you know "Bimonthly" means every 2 months AND it also means twice in a month. I definitely should have paid more attention at school. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 My Mrs wants her tits done for her birthday, anyone got £4k they don't want I could haveMy girlfriend got hers done shortly before I met her. Would recommend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 My girlfriend got hers done shortly before I met her. Would recommend.Where'd she go for the op? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 Where'd she go for the op?Some place on Bath Street, was in and out in a couple of hours. Think one of her friends has been since she went as she was chuffed with the result. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 10, 2019 Share Posted February 10, 2019 My girlfriend got hers done shortly before I met her. Would recommend.Your girlfriend? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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