Moomintroll Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 34 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I’ve just referenced virginton in a thread and it’s come up virginton. This might not be new but I’ve not noticed it before. Not sure if this is hilarious or discriminatory. ETA I see what’s happening here. John McVey is a tit. It's a vandetta. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 I was in Hillington today and the queue for the Burger King drive through was fucking E-Nor-Mous. A lot of very full cars too, I wonder if they were all people from the same households 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I’ve just referenced virginton in a thread and it’s come up virginton. This might not be new but I’ve not noticed it before. Not sure if this is hilarious or discriminatory. ETA I see what’s happening here. John McVey is a tit. In other news, the Titanic has sunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 I've only today discovered that Adamski is white 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: I've only today discovered that Adamski is white He also has a mobile company named after him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 29 minutes ago, Dee Man said: In other news, I’m a boring cùnt. I’ve known that for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Herr Flick can no longer burn a flag in Germany as a protest cause it 'hurt many people's feelings'. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-52674809 Burning books is still fine I imagine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I was in Hillington today and the queue for the Burger King drive through was fucking E-Nor-Mous. A lot of very full cars too, I wonder if they were all people from the same households Ironic considering that the virus hits the obese proportionately harder They should only have let Burger King reopen if they just sold carrot sticks and sliced apples to salad dodgers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 The person who wrote "I'd like to teach the world to sing" also wrote the theme tune for The Family Ness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 16 hours ago, Granny Danger said: We were out for a walk this afternoon and there was a jogger running towards us on the pavement. We were going to step on to the road as we were facing the traffic and could see nothing was coming but she did so first. The thing is she was wearing headphones and didn’t even look as she stepped off the pavement; a considerate move but not a clever one. Risk running into some auld geezer armed with a shotgun and his wife or skip deftly into an empty road for a second or two? She chose wisely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, hk blues said: Risk running into some auld geezer armed with a shotgun and his wife or skip deftly into an empty road for a second or two? She chose wisely. My point was she had no way of knowing if the road was empty or not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 10 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: My point was she had no way of knowing if the road was empty or not. Yes. A risk she was willing to take. Anyway, the excellent driving skills of the mostly elderly folk of Monifieth would have been part of her risk analysis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 14 minutes ago, hk blues said: Yes. A risk she was willing to take. Anyway, the excellent driving skills of the mostly elderly folk of Monifieth would have been part of her risk analysis. It was in Broughty Ferry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 I thoroughly enjoy Laura's input both to television screens and Twitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 31 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: It was in Broughty Ferry. Ah...that changes everything as these Ferry maniacs are known for mowing down innocent joggers taking evasive action to avoid dottery old cnuts with shotguns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 2 minutes ago, hk blues said: Ah...that changes everything as these Ferry maniacs are known for mowing down innocent joggers taking evasive action to avoid dottery old cnuts with shotguns. How do know she was innocent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: How do know she was innocent? A hunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 37 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: It was in Broughty Ferry. The risk of being hit by a car in Broughty Ferry is minimal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 13 minutes ago, hk blues said: A hunch. She didn’t have a hunch. Maybe you are confusing her with someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: She didn’t have a hunch. Maybe you are confusing her with someone else. She had a hunch you were a gun toting old fucker so I beg to differ. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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