NotThePars Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Shower gel and shampoo are different products. Shampoo is designed specifically for your hair. On the few occasions I've had to use shower gel for my hair it's left it feeling sticky and shite. It also makes your hair fall out, although admittedly I did just make that up. You want some of this stuff, sorts you out quicker than a dingo can snatch your ankle biter. Edited June 6, 2020 by welshbairn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 5 hours ago, pandarilla said: This may have already been discussed and put to bed previously but here goes... I found out the other day that a good friend of mine sticks his bar of soap up his arse whilst in the shower. Not all the way up, he's not doing it for sexual thrills, just sliding it in and around the crack vicinity. He was surprised when i was shocked and appalled by this clatty behaviour. Does anyone else rub their family soap along their sphincter? Rectum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 5 hours ago, pandarilla said: This may have already been discussed and put to bed previously but here goes... may? fucking may have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 hour ago, MixuFruit said: Men who distinguish between shampoo and shower gel are OFTW I don't make the rules This is also nonsense, sorry. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just now, MixuFruit said: Pish it's just smelly soap in a bottle it's all the same stuff. I've shower gelled my hair and shampoo'd my arse for years for depending on what's in the bathroom and nothing happens. We live in a very polite society. Maybe people are too polite to point out that you’re a smelly cùnt with ridiculous hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: This is also nonsense, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Mullarkey buys shampoo? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You want some of this stuff, sorts you out quicker than a dingo can snatch your ankle biter. Guy sat beside me in the missus' hairdressers was getting his mullet trimmed on Thursday. He was shown a picture of another mullet that was done in the salon earlier in the week and he had the cheek to say it looked stupid. He was of course spot on, but he was hardly on a position to judge. Photo of said mullet to follow if I remember to get wife to send it. It is unsurprisingly utterly hideous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) I usually use one of these when I shower Go on, say something, I dare you Edited June 6, 2020 by Bert Raccoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just now, Bert Raccoon said: I usually use in of these when I shower [spoiker] Go on, say something, I dare you You don't know how to use spoilers. Or spell "spoiler". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Jarballs said: The BBC iPlayer seems to be going surprisingly sectarian in lockdown. What Michelle Visage doesn't know about the ins and outs of Scottish football isn't worth knowing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: You don't know how to use spoilers. Or spell "spoiler". In fairness I've been in the shower since 9am scrubbing my balls and drinking lager so an easy enough mistake to make. Thanks for the feedback though, appreciated. Edited June 6, 2020 by Bert Raccoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 4 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Arse first. Then generous and repeated washing of hands (shower gel of course; my favoured one is Imperial Leather Mango and Papaya). Arms (including pits), torso, legs, feet, penis, back, neck, hair, face and one last wash of the pits. That's the order. I don't believe anyone who says they only wash their boaby once per shower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 4 hours ago, MixuFruit said: Men who distinguish between shampoo and shower gel are OFTW I don't make the rules This is a joke, yes? 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: My shampoo is >£5 a bottle. Granted, I don’t need a lot but I’m not wasting it on lathering up my pyabs. Thats what the Original Source Tea Tree oil flavour shower gel is for. I'm £2 for shampoo. 250ml Head and Shoulders Apple Fresh. Usually does for a month. As noted before, shower gel is Imperial Leather Mango and Papaya, £1 a bottle. 25 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I don't believe anyone who says they only wash their boaby once per shower. Unless you have a bad smegma issue, once is fine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, MixuFruit said: I've never been more serious about anything in my life. Do we...do we fight? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 1 minute ago, MixuFruit said: It'll be slippery When wet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 32 minutes ago, Shotgun said: I don't believe anyone who says they only wash their boaby once per shower. Once for the lady garden, once for the back door and once for luck is my motto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 This is the only shower gel you should be using. The tingling sensation on the balls is delightful. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just now, MONKMAN said: This is the only shower gel you should be using. The tingling sensation on the balls is delightful. That's what they should use in their adverts. What's with this 7,927 mint leaves, ffs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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