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On 06/12/2021 at 16:16, welshbairn said:

You'd need a big printer by the looks of it.

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Ooooh, selfie time babes, that's Darren gone!

"Excuse me Miss, is the Flotarium on the 1st floor or the Second Floor?"

"I think it's on the 1st floor, Sir"

 

Half an hour later 

"...or was it on the 2nd floor? Ah well, he won't be back to complain at least..."

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25 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said:

It's worth repeating that on my first day in power I will outlaw The Mountain Rescue. I used to say disband it, but they'd probably keep going out to look for these people. Neither serves useful purpose.

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12 hours ago, Arch Stanton said:

Drinking and listening to The Smiths is not a good combination.

Does it make you reel around the fountain? Or oscillate wildly? As long as it doesn't lead you to the cemetry gates you'll be ok. 

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36 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

British Council stripped of running Turing student exchange scheme. Govt. award contract to Capita.

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2021/dec/08/capita-undercuts-british-council-to-run-turing-student-exchange-scheme

That'll end well...

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3 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said:

British Council stripped of running Turing student exchange scheme. Govt. award contract to Capita.

https://www.theguardian.com/education/2021/dec/08/capita-undercuts-british-council-to-run-turing-student-exchange-scheme

Can't believe it's only been thirty years since they were dubbed Crapita by Private Eye for being notoriously incompetent and only getting contracts due to their contacts in government.

If this administration thinks it can get away with anything, it's only because we've been demonstrating for decades that they can.

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