philpy Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 43 minutes ago, Rugster said: Bus stop. Check Paedophile. Check. oh, philpy. Airdrie 4 falkirk 0. Oh, ruggy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Should've leathered the wee c**t and his da Haha. I'm ten stone soaking wet. The only thing I've got going in my favour is the wee feral kid probably hasn't got a sensible parent to keep him in check. The poor guy. I don't like bullying. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 @King Kebab 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 20 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said: Haha. I'm ten stone soaking wet. The only thing I've got going in my favour is the wee feral kid probably hasn't got a sensible parent to keep him in check. The poor guy. I don't like bullying. Should've just started screaming and acting like a nutter, would've scared him off, nobody wants to fight a nutter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 (edited) Son came home last night greetin' that some paedo c**t was trying to touch him up on the bus last night. I have the specky c***s photo and he is getting a fuckin hidin'. Seen more meat on a butcher's pencil. In other news, my vape pen is missing. Edited August 8, 2022 by johnnydun 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 15 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Falling off a ladder isn’t the problem, it’s what you land on.. Pretty sure I saw that on an episode of 999 with Michael Burke 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 39 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Son came home last night greetin' that some paedo c**t was trying to touch him up on the bus last night. I have the specky c***s photo and he is getting a fuckin hidin'. Seen more meat on a butcher's pencil. In other news, my vape pen is missing. @Cosmic Joe I have some tips that may help. Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Pretty sure I saw that on an episode of 999 with Michael Burke How come youre sober enough to post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 16 hours ago, Cosmic Joe said: A gang of lively 11 year olds got on the bus last night. One of them wanted a square go with a chubby kid and gave him a hefty slap in the chops when he refused to take him on then got off the bus. I commended the kid for his stance, only for another wee fanny (smoking an E cigarette I might add) to give me a barrage of cheek, calling me a specky c**t etc. As luck would have it, we got off at the same stop. Going into my house he got his mobile phone out, took my pic and said his dad will kick my c**t in for being a paedophile. If you hear of a house in Lochee getting torched in the next few days pray for CJ. Should have threatened to get your dad to batter his dad. That's how threats went when I was at school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-62422849 Any P&Bers made their own dentures? I made these out of orange peel. They're just the job for a temporary fix if you're going out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 32 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Should have threatened to get your dad to batter his dad. That's how threats went when I was at school. Famously revived between Prince Harry and Prince William at the Duke of Edinburgh's funeral 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-62150163 Duke Tam the Bam of Lamb has a ring to it, don't you think? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-62422849 Any P&Bers made their own dentures? I made these out of orange peel. They're just the job for a temporary fix if you're going out Neil Lennon found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 13 minutes ago, tamthebam said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-62150163 Duke Tam the Bam of Lamb has a ring to it, don't you think? @johnnydun should get it, then it will be the lamb of god... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 33 minutes ago, tamthebam said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-62150163 Duke Tam the Bam of Lamb has a ring to it, don't you think? Makes you sound like a sheepshagger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-62150163 Duke Tam the Bam of Lamb has a ring to it, don't you think? Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam) Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam) Black Betty had a child (Bam-ba-lam) The damn thing gone wild (Bam-ba-lam) She said, "I'm worryin' outta mind" (Bam-ba-lam) The damn thing gone blind (Bam-ba-lam) I said oh, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam) Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam) Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam) Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam) She really gets me high (Bam-ba-lam) You know that's no lie (Bam-ba-lam) She's so rock steady (Bam-ba-lam) And she's always ready (Bam-ba-lam) Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam) Whoa, Black Betty (Bam-ba-lam) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: How come youre sober enough to post? Ripped the c**t out it today in fairness, sat at the pool reading The Young Team (highly recommended btw) and drinking my weight in all exclusive lager. Had a pint of wine with lunch and away for a siesta (lie down) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 When I grow up I want to be Bert Raccoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Ripped the c**t out it today in fairness, sat at the pool reading The Young Team (highly recommended btw) and drinking my weight in all exclusive lager. Had a pint of wine with lunch and away for a siesta (lie down) Enjoy the Monday club friend. Off to bed soon after my 6th beer. Wifes only tried to Muay Thai kick on me 2 times, while I have kids running round the house like gold medallists. We are all winners.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: When I grow up I want to be Bert Raccoon That one will be dead, so there'll be a vacancy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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