DiegoDiego Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 The hookers in NI not yet got chip n pin machines it seems. Every time I get a hooker they demand contactless. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 22 hours ago, SlipperyP said: This is always concerning, you tell people it's not working, they give you eye then proceed to find out its not working. And you stand and watch Tomorrow you will do again for sure Buddha said (really me) never trust the person in front of the ATM, my card works. I told the story before of going to Leicester Square in the days before mobile phones. There were three public phones with a huge queue for the one on the right. So I tried the one on the left. Not only did it work but it gave me my money back. I told people in the queue but they refused to believe me. I came back later in the day to use the phone on the left again. The Queue for the one on the right had hardly moved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 22 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Like when people turn up to find everybody standing outside "The door's locked", but they try the handle anyway. Then you see the sign that says "Push". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, Fullerene said: I told the story before of going to Leicester Square in the days before mobile phones. There were three public phones with a huge queue for the one on the right. So I tried the one on the left. Not only did it work but it gave me my money back. I used a phone like that in Thornton. Having fed coins into it some wee neds said when I'd finished my call "don't put the receiver back on the hook". They went round the back, booted the back of it and I got my money back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 11 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I used a phone like that in Thornton. Having fed coins into it some wee neds said when I'd finished my call "don't put the receiver back on the hook". They went round the back, booted the back of it and I got my money back. I used a car park in Keswick over 30 years ago, folk were queueing up putting money in and going away tutting. It was my turn and I fired in 20 pence, nothing happened, then I saw it was £1.50 for an hour, I hit the refund button and it was like a puggie, kicked out about 20 quid, so I paid for the hour and had a bar lunch on the proceeds. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Got a 1:30am call out to attend a man stuck in a building. Turned up, man was not stuck in building. Man was never stuck in building. Man reported he was stuck in building so engineer would attend as big metal door on outside of building would not move on motor, only on chain. Man no realise door only move on chain because someone took it off motor setting. Engineer pull cable, door work on motor. All fine in world. Man be charged about £500 for this. Unga Bunga. Fucking idiots. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: I used a phone like that in Thornton. Having fed coins into it some wee neds said when I'd finished my call "don't put the receiver back on the hook". They went round the back, booted the back of it and I got my money back. Did they then relieve you of the money? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 5 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Got a 1:30am call out to attend a man stuck in a building. Turned up, man was not stuck in building. Man was never stuck in building. Man reported he was stuck in building so engineer would attend as big metal door on outside of building would not move on motor, only on chain. Man no realise door only move on chain because someone took it off motor setting. Engineer pull cable, door work on motor. All fine in world. Man be charged about £500 for this. Unga Bunga. Fucking idiots. How old Cary Grant? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Frozen Planet 2.... Killer Whales hunting seals on the sea ice is absolutely fucking astounding to watch. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 2 hours ago, Moomintroll said: How old Cary Grant? Old Cary Grant brown breid. How you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 19 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Old Cary Grant brown breid. How you? Well thats him off the DP list for next year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 4 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Well thats him off the DP list for next year. We'll let @RH33 be the judge of that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Just now, BFTD said: We'll let @RH33 be the judge of that. Oh dear, how did I not notice that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
House Bartender Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 (edited) The world mourns : Part 327 Watching Athletico v Real on ITV4. Diego Simeone dressed fully in appropriate black. Good man. And this was the only Freeview channel I could find at 8pm which had anything to see. Good programming. (0-2) at 36 minutes. Edited September 18, 2022 by House Bartender 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 9 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Got a 1:30am call out to attend a man stuck in a building. Turned up, man was not stuck in building. Man was never stuck in building. Man reported he was stuck in building so engineer would attend as big metal door on outside of building would not move on motor, only on chain. Man no realise door only move on chain because someone took it off motor setting. Engineer pull cable, door work on motor. All fine in world. Man be charged about £500 for this. Unga Bunga. Fucking idiots. I was an early internet adopter' - and an early P&B'er. In about 30 years of social media at last we have a literal 'pulling your chain' event. Well done the man from Dundee! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Well done the man from Dundee! It was Glasgow City Centre. I had only returned from a call out to Greenock 4hrs earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 My sons decided to open the business as normal today, they reckon they’re the only place working. All the suppliers are closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 17 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Frozen Planet 2.... Killer Whales hunting seals on the sea ice is absolutely fucking astounding to watch. A minority view, but I was cheering on the whales. Hate fucking seals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 9 minutes ago, scottsdad said: A minority view, but I was cheering on the whales. Hate fucking seals. They deserved a scran for the way they dealt with the larger piece of ice. I had seen the, knocking the seal off with the wave routine before, but smashing up the big bit of ice was tremendous. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DiegoDiego Posted September 19, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 19, 2022 Hate fucking seals. Well don't do it. 21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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