thomas Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 11 hours ago, TxRover said: Alex Scott seemed to do fine in PVC…maybe you should try it yourself? Nobody wants to see that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 45 minutes ago, GordonD said: Give it a couple of weeks and you can start saying, "The nights are fair drawin' in..." A week on Thursday IIRC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Found maggots in the outside wheelie bin, hunners of them. Scooped them out on the ground, poured some boiling water (already have enough flies don't want these cuntos pupating) and I'm now watching the birds have an absolute royal rumble over the feast like some deranged Bill Odie. Magpies = hard as nails man, first in fighting each other and barely any other birds got a look in, might have been a different story if a couple of gulls turned up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 11 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^^ That's a feckin' terrible frock. Long said you're a wrong 'un this just confirms it. twitter_20230611_001204.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 6 hours ago, scottsdad said: Reading more last night, and found a football related one. He was working at Brockville in November 1978, a match between Falkirk and Dunfermline. A Dunfermline fan was fighting with a Falkirk fan, but as the police approached they got away. Later on they spotted the Dunfermline fan fighting again. My old man chased him, upon which the police witnesses heard him shout "You shower of b*****ds, you'll never catch me". They caught him, arrested him for breach of the peace, and he said "I never done nothing" Googled the match and Falkirk won 4-1. Good result all round. Should offer it for sale on the Falkirk thread. They all say they’ve been supporting Falkirk since the ‘60’s or Brockville or some such, probably find the perp there willing to buy it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Got more money than sense? https://twitter.com/RollingStones/status/1668671713310126098?s=20 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 8 hours ago, thistledo said: Found maggots in the outside wheelie bin, hunners of them. Scooped them out on the ground, poured some boiling water (already have enough flies don't want these cuntos pupating) and I'm now watching the birds have an absolute royal rumble over the feast like some deranged Bill Odie. Magpies = hard as nails man, first in fighting each other and barely any other birds got a look in, might have been a different story if a couple of gulls turned up. Put your wheelie bin out on July 4th. The maggots will march away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 14 hours ago, Venti said: Put your wheelie bin out on July 4th. The maggots will march away. Thought that was the 12th? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 14 hours ago, Venti said: Put your wheelie bin out on July 4th. The maggots will march away. Punted out today thankfully as the missus was freaking out any time she opened it. Pity I didn't have any fishing planned soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 Been to the beach the last couple of weekends. Loads of dead squat lobsters washed up week before last. Couple of dessicated catsharks this week. Not sure whether this is normal or some sort of omen. Going to another beach this weekend and i'm a bit scared. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 I have to get my PSA level checked every 3 months to keep an eye on my prostate cancer. I was a bit late getting it done and got 2 reminder phone calls from the Cancer Centre*. Got my blood taken about 2 weeks ago, and phoned up to get the results. The receptionist went over a pile of things I didn't even know were getting checked but no PSA result. "Oh, we don't get that, you have to phone the hospital." Ballix (I didn't actually say that), I've never had to phone the hospital before. However, the GP definitely didn't have them so phoned the hospital. ""Oh, no, nothing to do with us, if your GP surgery took the tests, they would get the results." Back to the GP surgery, got the same lassie as I had spoken to earlier, I didn't recognise her voice, but fortunately I didn't criticise her (something along the lines of "silly woman didn't know what she was doing" was running through my head), and they definitely didn't have them so we decided the best course of action was to get another test done, last week. Phoned yesterday to get the result and was told it had got lost in the system. Got an appointment slipped in at 14.10 yesterday afternoon, so third time lucky. *However, no more calls from the Cancer Centre, and I'm wondering whether they got the result of the first test, but leaving everyone else in the dark 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 19 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Got an appointment slipped in at 14.10 yesterday afternoon, so third time lucky. Good luck, hope all goes well for you. I had an MRI scan on my leg yesterday (follow-up to the tumour removal op last year) so waiting for the result of that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 14 (Fourteen) bars of Alenka from Vladimir (not that one). Good lad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 At the end of March I was issued with a PCN (Penalty Charge Notice - no, I didn't know what it meant either) - by Birmingham City Council for driving in a Low Emisson Zone without a license. Only it wasn't me. Someone has cloned my plates (honest, guv), and after a bit of flaffing about I managed with the help of my stepdaughter to get off a rebuttal. I was told to contact the police, which I did, and they weren't interested, either locally or in Birmingham. I also contacted the DVA in Cardiff, who told me to put it in writing, which I eventually did. This happened when my car was due its MoT which it failed, passing 10 days later. The odometer readings showed I had driven only 40 miles between the two dates (home from the Test Centre and back up again), making it impossible for me to have been in Birmingham when the offence occurred. The Council have rescinded the fine and I'm currently waiting on a reply from the DVA. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 21 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: At the end of March I was issued with a PCN (Penalty Charge Notice - no, I didn't know what it meant either) - by Birmingham City Council for driving in a Low Emisson Zone without a license. Only it wasn't me. Someone has cloned my plates (honest, guv), and after a bit of flaffing about I managed with the help of my stepdaughter to get off a rebuttal. I was told to contact the police, which I did, and they weren't interested, either locally or in Birmingham. I also contacted the DVA in Cardiff, who told me to put it in writing, which I eventually did. This happened when my car was due its MoT which it failed, passing 10 days later. The odometer readings showed I had driven only 40 miles between the two dates (home from the Test Centre and back up again), making it impossible for me to have been in Birmingham when the offence occurred. The Council have rescinded the fine and I'm currently waiting on a reply from the DVA. Did you get your compo face on? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Did you get your compo face on? Never got in touch with the local press... "70 year old Grandfather of 16 left traumatised after being hit with £60 fine for offence he didn't commit" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: At the end of March I was issued with a PCN (Penalty Charge Notice - no, I didn't know what it meant either) - by Birmingham City Council for driving in a Low Emisson Zone without a license. Only it wasn't me. Someone has cloned my plates (honest, guv), and after a bit of flaffing about I managed with the help of my stepdaughter to get off a rebuttal. I was told to contact the police, which I did, and they weren't interested, either locally or in Birmingham. I also contacted the DVA in Cardiff, who told me to put it in writing, which I eventually did. This happened when my car was due its MoT which it failed, passing 10 days later. The odometer readings showed I had driven only 40 miles between the two dates (home from the Test Centre and back up again), making it impossible for me to have been in Birmingham when the offence occurred. The Council have rescinded the fine and I'm currently waiting on a reply from the DVA. ANPR isn't infallible. My dad got a similar PCN for driving through Salisbury and he hadn't been near the place. The image showed the number plate was similar to his, but not the same. AN eyeball check was all that was needed there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: 14 (Fourteen) bars of Alenka from Vladimir (not that one). Good lad. Are they of steadily diminishing size, inside the next one up, until the last one is the size of a Smartie? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: 14 (Fourteen) bars of Alenka from Vladimir (not that one). Good lad. Supporting Vlad’s special mission eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Supporting Vlad’s special mission eh? Just call me Wagner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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