Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Apparently I am banned from a mobile phone shop that is meant to be DHL package station for shaking my fist at the man. Yesterday I went to pick up a parcel for my wife and the guy was completely unhelpful. Went back today and I thought he was threatening me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: Apparently I am banned from a mobile phone shop that is meant to be DHL package station for shaking my fist at the man. Yesterday I went to pick up a parcel for my wife and the guy was completely unhelpful. Went back today and I thought he was threatening me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 11 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Apparently I am banned from a mobile phone shop that is meant to be DHL package station for shaking my fist at the man. Yesterday I went to pick up a parcel for my wife and the guy was completely unhelpful. Went back today and I thought he was threatening me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 41 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Noel Fielding is getting less funny by the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 On 11/09/2022 at 03:02, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: So, there I was, Johnson in one hand and Osborne in the other, and you know what, they came at the same time, what are the odds eh? "if you don't mind me asking, as it's a tie, who has to eat the biscuit now, sirs?" "oh, I think you already know the answer to that, Cameron" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 On 10/09/2022 at 00:28, SlipperyP said: I met the Governor of Singburi yesterday, he was on a morning visit to my work. Was told the day before he was visiting and told to wear a suit, by the owner (87 yo man who really does nothing apart from walk about nodding). I spoke to my gaffer (his daughter) that I'm not wearing a suit. She said no problem, he's just a little senile think that all westerner dress like the 1930's. On arrival of said Governor, I'm working as normal and the owner walks up to me with suit jacket and asks we to put it on before the Governor sees me. I'm like 'nae thanks' and walk away...... Finally, I was cornered and the Governor was introduced to me (I had no suit jacket on). He asked where I come from ( I usually say my local village when folk ask), I told him Scotland. His response was (in English) I'm sorry to here of the death of your Queen, sad time for your family. I didn't know she was dead at that time. So was a little surprised. He then turned to his entourage, to stop taking photos of me and him as I was still in shock. You could write a book. (As long as you got someone to correct the spelling and grammar, of course...). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Apparently I am banned from a mobile phone shop that is meant to be DHL package station for shaking my fist at the man. Yesterday I went to pick up a parcel for my wife and the guy was completely unhelpful. Went back today and I thought he was threatening me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 On 11/09/2022 at 23:00, welshbairn said: Bit conflicted by this, vomit or smile, mainly smile. Trained at Brentford IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 On 11/09/2022 at 03:02, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: So, there I was, Johnson in one hand and Osborne in the other, and you know what, they came at the same time, what are the odds eh? Bonus point if you can spot to former First Minister in this picture. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Me: Making Tom Yum soup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 Me today (clutz): 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swarley Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, ICTChris said: Bonus point if you can spot to former First Minister in this picture. Edited September 13, 2022 by Swarley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 21 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Apparently I am banned from a mobile phone shop that is meant to be DHL package station for shaking my fist at the man. Yesterday I went to pick up a parcel for my wife and the guy was completely unhelpful. Went back today and I thought he was threatening me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 10 hours ago, ICTChris said: Taking photos at the Queen's lying in state was forbidden. Maybe the punters should have tried that - "'ere, Charlie, do me a favour, would you?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I once watched a lassie in my local Spar try to remove two of them from the display cabinet using a pair of plastic tongs. It would have been fucking hilarious if I wasn't in the queue behind the trifle buyer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 A guy I work with hurt himself and I had to take him to hospital today (suspected broken leg/ankle) at 3pm. I headed home and told him to phone me. He did so at 7pm. O. The way to collect him from hospital I witnessed a cyclist get absolutely demolished and it didn't look good for the guy at all. My mucker got good(ish) news and it's only torn tendons from his ankle. Hopefully the man on the bike gets some too. His cycling helmet was in about 1,000 pieces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Came down the stairs this morning went to open the curtains and this big guy has managed to get himself in between the curtain and the lining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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