Bert Raccoon Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: Came down the stairs this morning went to open the curtains and this big guy has managed to get himself in between the curtain and the lining. You know what you need to do 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: You know what you need to do He's been caught in a pint glass and papped out in the garden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 41 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: Came down the stairs this morning went to open the curtains and this big guy has managed to get himself in between the curtain and the lining. Nope thread protocol initiated... @KnightswoodVanBear 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 35 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: He's been caught in a pint glass and papped out in the garden Suppose that would work as well. Hope you had a stern word so he/she knows not to try and come back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Suppose that would work as well. Hope you had a stern word so he/she knows not to try and come back Pulled one of the poor c**t's legs off as a warning by the look of it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 48 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: He's been caught in a pint glass and papped out in the garden @KnightswoodVanBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 14 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: Absolutely fucking delicious. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 30 minutes ago, Swarley said: Nope thread protocol initiated... @KnightswoodVanBear 13 minutes ago, Rugster said: @KnightswoodVanBear Not what I need this morning you utter fucks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Twenty nine Great British pounds. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 18:29, Mr. Alli said: That should be in the Louvre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 43 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Twenty nine Great British pounds. What's the charge? Buying a t shirt? A suculant printed t-shirt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 On 11/09/2022 at 00:07, johnnydun said: Unfortunately it was empty. How long ago did they take off the branding? 2016. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Video footage of the police incident in London a few days ago. In the middle of the tasers and stabbing a passer by walks up and whacks the guy over the head with a bike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 (edited) 57 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Video footage of the police incident in London a few days ago. In the middle of the tasers and stabbing a passer by walks up and whacks the guy over the head with a bike. You can just imagine them moaning, bloody cyclists.. Edited September 17, 2022 by bennett 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 What a carry on trying to get money out of an ATM yesterday afternoon. Managed to practically park at the ATM at Tesco to save me too much of a walk, but despite offering about 8 different options ranging from "PIN Services" to "Cash", none of them actually worked. Gave up in disgust, while the next man in the queue, despite being told it wasn't working, battered away at the buttons. Drove off and got parked up, walked round to a Santander ATM, the walk damned near killed me, only to discover it wasn't in the mood for dispensing money, although it did give you a printed statement. Fortunately this bank had two ATMs and the other one was working. After negotiating a confusing number of options, managed to withdraw cash and walked - slowly - back to the car, before returning to Tesco. It's all go slow when you're a decrepit pensioner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 12 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: What a carry on trying to get money out of an ATM yesterday afternoon. Managed to practically park at the ATM at Tesco to save me too much of a walk, but despite offering about 8 different options ranging from "PIN Services" to "Cash", none of them actually worked. Gave up in disgust, while the next man in the queue, despite being told it wasn't working, battered away at the buttons. Drove off and got parked up, walked round to a Santander ATM, the walk damned near killed me, only to discover it wasn't in the mood for dispensing money, although it did give you a printed statement. Fortunately this bank had two ATMs and the other one was working. After negotiating a confusing number of options, managed to withdraw cash and walked - slowly - back to the car, before returning to Tesco. It's all go slow when you're a decrepit pensioner. As they say 3 pay packets you don't get, will return riots. Cash in hand, every Friday (all other employees last day of the month, bank transfer)...I'm not daft as I look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 19 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: What a carry on trying to get money out of an ATM yesterday afternoon. Managed to practically park at the ATM at Tesco to save me too much of a walk, but despite offering about 8 different options ranging from "PIN Services" to "Cash", none of them actually worked. Gave up in disgust, while the next man in the queue, despite being told it wasn't working, battered away at the buttons. Drove off and got parked up, walked round to a Santander ATM, the walk damned near killed me, only to discover it wasn't in the mood for dispensing money, although it did give you a printed statement. Fortunately this bank had two ATMs and the other one was working. After negotiating a confusing number of options, managed to withdraw cash and walked - slowly - back to the car, before returning to Tesco. It's all go slow when you're a decrepit pensioner. Did you remember to bring half a dozen other cards, then feed them in to the machine and print statements for each? That might just be something elderly folk do when there's a queue building up behind them. I think you get bonus seethe points for not withdrawing any actual cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 6 minutes ago, BFTD said: Did you remember to bring half a dozen other cards, then feed them in to the machine and print statements for each? That might just be something elderly folk do when there's a queue building up behind them. I think you get bonus seethe points for not withdrawing any actual cash. It wasn't dispensing cash, as the 2 people behind me also found out, before joining me in the queue for the machine that actually did what the public want it to, dispense cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 3 minutes ago, BFTD said: Did you remember to bring half a dozen other cards, then feed them in to the machine and print statements for each? That might just be something elderly folk do when there's a queue building up behind them. I think you get bonus seethe points for not withdrawing any actual cash. I'm going to answer for him....yes he is old. Yesterday he went to the bank, with 7 cards, posted 4 in the letter box, then went to the other box round the corner, It's call some forgin name. Gave his card (NI) to her, and went home. Posts of his disappointment of service on this thread, then posts a BIG 3 on the quiz thread. Thing is, he's still got the dishes to do (love his life). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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