tamthebam Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: My mate got a letter from HMRC saying he owed them £1600. They whipped his next wage. They've sent him a letter saying they owe him £3000 and he will have in in 6 to 10 weeks. That money is just resting in their account... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. ^^^ Arsehole like a burst nectarine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 20 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. Farewell sweet prince 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 On 24/09/2023 at 14:45, Florentine_Pogen said: In similar vein, I recently discovered that a wee sprinkling of talc / baby powder on the hands makes putting on nitrile gloves an absolute doddle. If you have kids doing swimming lessons the same thing works with their hat thingys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 9 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: ^^^ Arsehole like a burst nectarine. I yearn to improve towards that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. Pics or…….nah, gtf. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 Which P&Bers could this apply to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 1 minute ago, ICTChris said: Which P&Bers could this apply to No, no could about it, this is definitely WATTOO. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 34 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Which P&Bers could this apply to "I have no proof but this guy was mean to women online. Also he was white." There's much worse on the internet than this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 32 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Which P&Bers could this apply to Just the one? Reddit used to be packed with them. The busiest subReddits used to revolve around scantily-clad tweens and covert upskirt pictures, with the site owners working directly with the sex offenders who ran them rather than shutting them down. Yeah yeah, according to a mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 44 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Which P&Bers could this apply to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 45 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Which P&Bers could this apply to XBL 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityDave94 Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 If chocolate is meant to melt in your mouth how does that explain why a Cadbury's flake doesn't melt in a hot pan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 On 21/09/2023 at 17:43, Bairnardo said: Knocked in a no bad midweeker for dinner aswell tonight. Honey and 5 spice roasted duck, pickled pak choy and cucumber salad, fried sesame and soy noodles Eta.... As ever, my "plating skills" would see me punted off Masterchef with the folk that chuck in a overcooked toad in the hole 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Since Saturday morning I have done in excess of 20 shites. Think its safe to say I have some sort of food poisoning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 What the f**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 I miss the old internet where you could send your mates photographs of the inside of a middle aged man’s anus and it was all taken in good fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 25, 2023 Share Posted September 25, 2023 41 minutes ago, ICTChris said: I miss the old internet where you could send your mates photographs of the inside of a middle aged man’s anus and it was all taken in good fun. OMG, can't we move on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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