Guest Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 31 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: The good old days. If the boiler wasn't working it was usually one of three things, thermocouple, gas valve or thermostat. Surely it's easier now with "nah pal that's obsolete, you'll need to buy a new one". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 5 minutes ago, Empty It said: Surely it's easier now with "nah pal that's obsolete, you'll need to buy a new one". I discovered first hand that's bullshit.... Got told that every service for about 8 years, then my boiler fucked up and the lad had to replace a number of major parts. Got more than my homecare money's worth and my Triggers Broom boiler works a treat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Quote Rusty shaft forces Royal Navy to pull out Royal Navy pulls HMS Queen Elizabeth out of Nato exercise due to rusty shaft | UK News | Metro News 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 6 hours ago, Swarley said: A well serviced boiler? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 I find it difficult to support Annie Lennox in her calls for a ceasefire in Gaza considering she spent the previous three minutes commiting international war crimes with her performance of 'Nothing compares 2 u'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Gregg Wallace’s Saturday. Banging on the gym door at 5am, Harvester breakfast, spends an hour or so with his autistic son, who he feels it important to mention he didn’t want, and off to play computer games for three hours! what a fucking p***k. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 8 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Gregg Wallace’s Saturday. Banging on the gym door at 5am, Harvester breakfast, spends an hour or so with his autistic son, who he feels it important to mention he didn’t want, and off to play computer games for three hours! what a fucking p***k. These c***s are at it. There's a big celebrity Partridge style game going on where they all have a good laugh seeing who can get the most outlandish shit to print. There has to be. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 10 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Gregg Wallace’s Saturday. Banging on the gym door at 5am, Harvester breakfast, spends an hour or so with his autistic son, who he feels it important to mention he didn’t want, and off to play computer games for three hours! what a fucking p***k. Needs to be posted any time that c**t Wallace is mentioned 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Lost my back door key about tgree years ago and attributed it to my wife's penchant for "tidying" (aka hiding or binning) anything i put down anywhere. Lost my front door key at the weekend and strongly implied that she'd a hand in the disappearance. While looking for the front door key i found my back door key down the back of the sofa. I'd washed the front door key in my tracksuit. Still probably her fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 3 minutes ago, coprolite said: Lost my back door key about tgree years ago and attributed it to my wife's penchant for "tidying" (aka hiding or binning) anything i put down anywhere. Lost my front door key at the weekend and strongly implied that she'd a hand in the disappearance. While looking for the front door key i found my back door key down the back of the sofa. I'd washed the front door key in my tracksuit. Still probably her fault. Indeed it is. No man should have to wash his own tracksuit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Obviously it's all terrible but the stuff about his kid is fucking horrible. I just had a look and Wallace has been divorced three times, I can see why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Just now, ICTChris said: Obviously it's all terrible but the stuff about his kid is fucking horrible. I just had a look and Wallace has been divorced three times, I can see why. Hey give him a break. He cooks for his family once a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 46 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: Hey give him a break. He cooks for his family once a week. And only charges them half his TV appearance fees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 Seem to be doing more double takes at news chyrons these days. Thought perhaps they’re deliberately making them more “interesting”. Then today I read “Dallas Zoo seeks bond money” as “Dallas Zoo seeks to bond monkey”…I guess the mind connects weird things, but given the Dallas Zoo has shot an escaped gorilla, and had smaller monkeys stolen recently, the idea one of their monkeys had gone bad seems to have made some subconscious sense. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 2 hours ago, coprolite said: Lost my back door key about tgree years ago and attributed it to my wife's penchant for "tidying" (aka hiding or binning) anything i put down anywhere. Lost my front door key at the weekend and strongly implied that she'd a hand in the disappearance. While looking for the front door key i found my back door key down the back of the sofa. I'd washed the front door key in my tracksuit. Still probably her fault. You haven't cleaned your couch in three years? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 2 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: You haven't cleaned your couch in three years? No, she hadn’t. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 5 hours ago, Derry Alli said: I find it difficult to support Annie Lennox in her calls for a ceasefire in Gaza considering she spent the previous three minutes commiting international war crimes with her performance of 'Nothing compares 2 u'. Old verra ain Annie, a proud Scot and Aberdonian. So proud she fucked off at the first opportunity and never came back unless she was getting paid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 53 minutes ago, TxRover said: Seem to be doing more double takes at news chyrons these days. Thought perhaps they’re deliberately making them more “interesting”. Then today I read “Dallas Zoo seeks bond money” as “Dallas Zoo seeks to bond monkey”…I guess the mind connects weird things, but given the Dallas Zoo has shot an escaped gorilla, and had smaller monkeys stolen recently, the idea one of their monkeys had gone bad seems to have made some subconscious sense. Bond Monkey? Dr Bonobo The Mandrill with the Golden Gun Goldenmonkeye 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 12 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Bond Monkey? Dr Bonobo The Mandrill with the Golden Gun Goldenmonkeye On Her Marmoset's Secret Service Baboonraker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 The spy who shat in his hand and threw it at the school trip visiting the zoo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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