RiG Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I think my cock may fall off. I thought your better half was away for a bit...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 I thought your better half was away for a bit...? She is... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Alicia Keys is bloody lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 When I got in the door this morning I got the fright of my life when I discovered that one of my hamsters had escaped from its cage and was running around the hallway. I was greeted by one cat a metre to the left, one a metre to the right and this scurrying creature slap bang in the middle of the corridor in what must have been seconds from death. Safe though *searches for phew smiley!* You say "it's cage",we all think "your arse" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 When I got in the door this morning I got the fright of my life when I discovered that one of my hamsters had escaped from its cage and was running around the hallway. I was greeted by one cat a metre to the left, one a metre to the right and this scurrying creature slap bang in the middle of the corridor in what must have been seconds from death. Safe though *searches for phew smiley!* Get rid of the cats, they're fucking useless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perthshirebell Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Get rid of the cats, they're fucking useless. Agreed, only gay folk have cats. Perthshirebell- A proud owner of a dog. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted June 11, 2010 Author Share Posted June 11, 2010 Get rid of the cats, they're fucking useless. They're not exactly kittens any more. Chasing a hamster for a minute is considered their weekly exercise... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 (edited) College is shite. My lecturers away to a wedding therefore I've not got a fucking clue what he wants me to do. I think I'll just sneak off earlier than usual and catch the SA-Mexico game in a nearby public bar. Edited June 11, 2010 by ChrisyM92 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Agreed, only gay folk have cats. Perthshirebell- A proud owner of a dog. That's no way to talk about your missus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Get rid of the cats, they're fucking useless. They are extremely good alarm clocks. I'd never be awake at 4am if it weren't for Tiggy. Perthshirebell- A proud owner of a dog. That's no way to talk about your missus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I've "officially" finished 1st of college now and I'm moving out of halls this weekend. I don't really want to move back home for the summer, at least I've found myself a job to keep me occupied and earn some extra money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bibby Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Cooking shows are shite these days. I miss Keith Floyd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Cooking shows are shite these days. I miss Keith Floyd. Legend..... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 They are extremely good alarm clocks. Why not just buy an alarm clock? You won't need to feed it and it won't shite on your carpet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Why not just buy an alarm clock? You won't need to feed it and it won't shite on your carpet. You've clearly never shopped in Kilmarnock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 You've clearly never shopped in Kilmarnock. I never will either. It's full of junkies and alcoholics according to that bastion of reality, the BBC. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Why not just buy an alarm clock? You won't need to feed it and it won't shite on your carpet. We are cat sitting, so it is a temporary inconvenience until next Wednesday. Also, she is very fussy about using her litter tray - no messy "accidents" so far - and her owners have supplied all the food as she's on a special diet. Now if only we could do something about her poking us in the face at 4am with a claw in the vain hope she'll get breakfast... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Water pistol will scare it off until you are ready to feed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 I've just marked in 1 - 1 for the South Africa v Mexico game on the many wall charts dotted around the house, and in my sticker book. The World Cup is officially here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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