Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Freeview channel 20, 23:00 to 00:00 I Can't stop masturbating. The guide says, Masturbation addict Russell embarks on a road trip across America, sampling weird and wonderful treatments in an attempt to finally kick the habit. Can he pull it off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Why were you trying to imply it was you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Because he's pumping her as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Sainsbury's Onion Rings are pretty tastey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Me and texting drunk just do not go together. Fucking autocorrect. Me: You have nothing to be sorry about. Quite frankly I think you're the moat brilliant politician are ill price tomorrow to help you. Burd: Hahaha I'm the most brilliant politician? No more alcohol for robbie Me: Ok. Gonna shut up out of fear of how much shite o talk. That said I'm elongated to hang to hang out with the conscious girl in the wields whenenver. I tried to text 'Fucksake' to my pal once and it autocorrected to 'Ducksale.' Still get ripped about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I like Sundays 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Me and texting drunk just do not go together. Fucking autocorrect. Me: You have nothing to be sorry about. Quite frankly I think you're the moat brilliant politician are ill price tomorrow to help you. Burd: Hahaha I'm the most brilliant politician? No more alcohol for robbie Me: Ok. Gonna shut up out of fear of how much shite o talk. That said I'm elongated to hang to hang out with the conscious girl in the wields whenenver. Drunk texting can be dealt with. Its when you find something in your call log that the full on self loathing and paranoia kicks in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 27 words into a 2000 word essay that's due for 12pm tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 I really cannot abide the ignorant and downright stupid opinions on suicide that get wheeled out by total morons whenever someone in the public eye ends their life. RIP, Gary Speed. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadStar Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 (edited) My air freshener in the toilet fell into the wee thing where my loo brush lives, spilling all over the shop. But now my loo brush smells like vanilla, so everything went better than expected... Edited November 27, 2011 by DeadStar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 27 words into a 2000 word essay that's due for 12pm tomorrow. Solid start 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 27 words into a 2000 word essay that's due for 12pm tomorrow. STUDENTS: make better and faster inroads into that all-important assignment by not posting drivel on football messageboards with less than a day to go before the deadline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 27 words into a 2000 word essay that's due for 12pm tomorrow. If it helps, I did a 2000 word essay the night before and got a 1st class mark. I thought I would learn my lesson so for the next 2000 word I done, I finished it weeks in advance and got a 2:1 mark. Some folk just work better under pressure. Annoying thing about the one-nighter was that I would have won a feckin' prize had I taken the uni colour printer queue into account. Got a cas mark docked for handing it in in black and white with toner marks down the middle of the pages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Bought a car for £900 2 weeks ago and sold it today for £1200 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a bairn Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Bought a car for £900 2 weeks ago and sold it today for £1200 Where's the "phree muney" picture when you need it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Never leave before the end 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 ''ken her? Ive been ben her!' - saw that written on a toilet wall yesterday it made me chuckle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a bairn Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Just donated blood for the 3rd time and joined the 24 hour response blood donors group 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I don't know why but my mum's egg mayo is better than any other egg mayo. I'm having it for lunch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I don't know why but my mum's egg mayo is better than any other egg mayo. I'm having it for lunch! Conversely, however, your maw's pie is significantly worse than most others. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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