ScottR96 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 I'm currently looking up train prices for some away games next season. People are always complaining about the price of rail travel, but if you book it early enough it's dirt cheap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) Best audience guy ever. Edited June 2, 2012 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Punk Britannia on BBC 4 oh the memories come flooding back. Seems we have gone full circle though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 My dream last night involved ghost hunting with Paul Merson and Chris Kamara. Brilliant concept for a TV special. That would be class. Stelling would be coordinating things from the studio as the pundits roam around a haunted house. Kamara dressed as a Ghostbuster, missing his cues because he's fannying about with his proton pack; Charlie Nicholas and Merson jumping about and squealing at the slightest creek like a pair of wee lassies and Phil Thompson pretending to be channeling Hillsborough victims seeking justice from beyond the grave. ("It was the poliiiissssss"). As soon as the camera was on any of them Matt le Tissier would be heard yelling "Ghost! Oohhhhh!" in the background, yet when the camera switches to him it transpires f**k all's happening and he's just being an attention seeking c**t as per usual. To finish up they'd gather to do a sceance, reach the spirit of the Godfather of Soul and start doing the dance they do when that James Brown guy scores. News comes in that Stockport are winning and everyone goes home happy. In short, it would be excellent television and no more of a sham than anything that charlatan Derek Acora is involved in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 I had a dream last night that my missus was being cowped by some old, ugly fucker. I was pretty put out to be honest. I'm also near the end of Skagboys and find some of the more schemie words from the book that I'd have used when I was younger are creeping back into my lexicon. This doesn't bode well for my well to do pretence when talking to the genuinely well to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 I had a dream last night that my missus was being cowped by some old, ugly fucker. I was pretty put out to be honest. I suspect it wasn't a dream. Getting a knock back like that from the missus, can play tricks on your mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 That's a very good shout, actually. I'm no expert but I think 30mg is a decent dosage. I'm no drug dealer, but it's high time I started dealing drugs. Any c**t need some pills? PM me. Free thimble of laxative with every purchase. I assume you've been given co-codamol 30/500? The real dogs danglies are codydramol, dihydrocodeine or tramadol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Brilliant concept for a TV special. That would be class. Stelling would be coordinating things from the studio as the pundits roam around a haunted house. Kamara dressed as a Ghostbuster, missing his cues because he's fannying about with his proton pack; Charlie Nicholas and Merson jumping about and squealing at the slightest creek like a pair of wee lassies and Phil Thompson pretending to be channeling Hillsborough victims seeking justice from beyond the grave. ("It was the poliiiissssss"). As soon as the camera was on any of them Matt le Tissier would be heard yelling "Ghost! Oohhhhh!" in the background, yet when the camera switches to him it transpires f**k all's happening and he's just being an attention seeking c**t as per usual. To finish up they'd gather to do a sceance, reach the spirit of the Godfather of Soul and start doing the dance they do when that James Brown guy scores. News comes in that Stockport are winning and everyone goes home happy. In short, it would be excellent television and no more of a sham than anything that charlatan Derek Acora is involved in. Thompson also has the correct accent to give it the full beans when possessed "Charlie loves Dick!!! CHARLIE LOVES DICK!!!!!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 I had a dream last night that my missus was being cowped by some old, ugly fucker. I was pretty put out to be honest. I'm also near the end of Skagboys and find some of the more schemie words from the book that I'd have used when I was younger are creeping back into my lexicon. This doesn't bode well for my well to do pretence when talking to the genuinely well to do. Glad it's not just me that Irvine Welsh has that effect on. My Brain goes a bit Begbie although fortunately, not as far as to make me go 'Plungin' folk. I did text my wife "Cos i fuckin well says so, c**t!" Which required a rapid retraction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeebarry Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 I assume you've been given co-codamol 30/500? The real dogs danglies are codydramol, dihydrocodeine or tramadol. Spot on, Pete. A mate who had a hernia recently gave me some of these tramadol things yesterday. Definitely stronger stuff fhan co-codimol. I was up late on them, and rattled a f**k load of stuff off for a story i'm working on. Had a weird and erratic sleep on them too. I'm not even sure if my collar bone still hurts. I suspect it does, but I'm too spaced to feel it. These prescription drugs are heavier than I've previously given them credit for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 In short, it would be excellent television and no more of a sham than anything that charlatan Derek Acora is involved in. So you're saying Derek Arocah's a sham? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Apologies if posted before/elsewhere but this just appeared on my Twitter feed: 1. In Google Maps, type in 47.110579 9.227568 2. Click the green arrow. 3. Select 'more' and go to street view. 4. Scroll up two then go left twice. Freaky! Must've been Photoshopped, pretty freaky though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingapar Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 (edited) Apologies if posted before/elsewhere but this just appeared on my Twitter feed: 1. In Google Maps, type in 47.110579 9.227568 2. Click the green arrow. 3. Select 'more' and go to street view. 4. Scroll up two then go left twice. Freaky! nothing there, ahh, see it now, meh. http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=47.110579,9.227568&hl=en&ll=47.112638,9.203689&spn=0.002326,0.004823&sll=47.110579,9.227569&sspn=0.001042,0.002642&vpsrc=0&t=h&layer=c&cbll=47.112689,9.20352&panoid=L4LrPKIr2EpHByHb4vuCcg&cbp=12,150.89,,0,-20.62&z=18 my guess is a dead insect on the camera lense Edited June 2, 2012 by gingapar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 I'd be excellent at being gay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 I'd be excellent at being gay. This. I can do a pretty convincing 'gay' accent too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I'd be excellent at being gay. Wanna put that theory to the test babes? xoxo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I'd be excellent at being gay. I'd bet you would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 I just farted so loudly that I woke myself out of a sound sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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