DA Baracus Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 What about those who sit in the centre seat at the back of the bus? Unspeakable war criminals, metaphorically. And often literally. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Unspeakable war criminals, metaphorically. And often literally. Agreed. And usually playing with their genitals and leering at youngsters. Despicable types. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Got a letter from HMRC asking me to pay £60 from the tax year 2010-11. Even the HMRC advisor which I phoned up laughed and told me to appeal. The cnuts are aggressively chasing me for £6500..........even though they've owed me £8800 since 2012! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 (edited) 4 teeth out and a filling at the dentist today. The most painful bit was the payment. Look on the bright side. You'll be the only person within miles who can do a passable impersonation of a banjo-playing Wilfrid Brambell. Anyhoo, bloke goes into a brothel and says 'I'm feeling a bit kinky..how much for total humilation?' The madam tells him £43.50 and the guy says 'Brilliant, what do I get for that?' and she replies 'A fucking Sevco shirt'. Edited August 4, 2014 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I told my missus that Bear Grylls sister was called raccoon and she believed me for a while. She's actually a clever woman but every now and then she falls for shit like this (or says something really stoopid). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 I told my missus She's actually a clever woman Married you did she 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MangoBroccoli Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Agreed. And usually playing with their genitals and leering at youngsters. Despicable types. Or occasionally playing with youngsters and leering at genitals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 Do you fancy working in a timber yard ? Do you have good interpersonal / customer facing skills ? If yes, you could take over from philpy (he is presently on holiday) as he is a torn faced b'stard. a chip of the old block 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 The American version of the Inbetweeners is f***ing dreadful. It's not even American equivalents, it's actually line by line by horrendous Yank actors... because the viewing public can't understand English in an English accent? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 The cnuts are aggressively chasing me for £6500..........even though they've owed me £8800 since 2012! Team - hearts. Hmmm..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 4, 2014 Share Posted August 4, 2014 The American version of the Inbetweeners is f***ing dreadful. It's not even American equivalents, it's actually line by line by horrendous Yank actors... because the viewing public can't understand English in an English accent? Even worse is that it completely doesn't work in the 'environment' in which it's set. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Team - hearts. Hmmm..... I didn't realise that you had to declare your football team?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 (edited) F1 boss Ecclestone offers court bribe deal in bribery case http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28656050 Edited August 5, 2014 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam. Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 I would like to share the fact that poor Alex here looks like a cross between Sloth and Rab Douglas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 F1 boss Ecclestone offers court bribe deal in bribery case http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28656050 Fifa will be taking note of this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 That Prince Joffrey (or the boy who played him) almost ran be over with his bike when I was walking through the Meadows earlier. Glad he died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Very nice pics there, Throbby. One thing though, that magnificent vista of Luskentyre beach is very deceptive - it might look like Bermuda but the water is absolutely feckin' Baltic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I've had fajitas with scorpion chillis, I cannot fucking breathe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 I've had fajitas with scorpion chillis, I cannot fucking breathe. Sounds delicious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Where did you get scorpion Chilli's? I hope he didn't mug a homeless jakey tramp for them. They're well known for hoarding scorpion chillis you know..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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