Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 If I'm looking at an attractive woman and I fart (usually on the telly or computer or whatever, I don't usually fart in front of tidy birds) I instantly find them disgusting until the smell has went away). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I gotta make this money, it's all on me. We gotta get this cheese, it's all we need.I gotta make this money, it's all on me. Louis, Reece and Big and the BBC. My money doesn't jiggle jiggle, it folds. I wanna see you wiggle wiggle for sure. It makes me wanna dribble dribble, you know. Ridin' in my Fiat, you really have to see it. I'm six feet two in a compact. No slack. But luckily, the seats go back. I've got a knack to relax in my mind I'm feeling fine, and I'm sipping some red, red wine. I'd recognise dem sick bars anywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I've just seen a car driver reading a street map. Remember them? How very 20th Century. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 No mate, never seen it tonight. Wasn't home in time. However, I did detect tones of seethe from these two sensitive gentlemen a couple of posts back. Pointless posts. Oh the irony... Im not entirely sure how the programme works as a team i do understand the chase bit but there was a guy on it who was up last, the team of 4 had 31 thousand his options were go for 31 thousand, 3 thousand or - 3 thousand and he was doing shit so decided on the - 3 thousand hence the seethe in the Scottish guy. Now had he attempted the other 2 and the chaser had caught him would that be bad for the team or just him? Were those his only options or could he have opted himself out the team? The Scottish guy was soooo angry anyway and called him a maggot, then they didn't win and he said " It could have been worse, he could have won money" in the most horrible way i have ever seen on prime time tv 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillinger Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Wife left me Four months ago. New girlfriend is calling down to stay over. Telling me what all sorts of things she is going to do to me. Been pished for a week and still am. Pouring coffee into me to try and get sober. How on earth do I get sober the fast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Wife left me Four months ago. New girlfriend is calling down to stay over. Telling me what all sorts of things she is going to do to me. Been pished for a week and still am. Pouring coffee into me to try and get sober. How on earth do I get sober the fast. Drink loads of water and take a Viagra. It'll help on both sobering you up, and shagging like a champion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Been on here somewhere but 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm going to see midget fighting tonight. Cannot fucking wait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I'm going to see midget fighting tonight. Cannot fucking wait. Will Bridget be there? I'm already wearing my coat otherwise I'd get it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 I've just seen a car driver reading a street map. Remember them? How very 20th Century. I still prefer them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 There is no way ever that Jackie's face has been airbrushed in that photo, no way, no siree. Or it was taken about 15 years ago. She looks like a bit of leather stretched over someones knee now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Or it was taken about 15 years ago. She looks like a bit of leather stretched over someones knee now. I'd say maybe 30 years ago but as for the rest of it, harsh dude, harsh, its a 'wid' from me and I mean the now version. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 (edited) In Adelaide there are loads of right tits but this is an exception Edited October 30, 2014 by Eednud 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 Wife left me Four months ago. New girlfriend is calling down to stay over. Telling me what all sorts of things she is going to do to me. Been pished for a week and still am. Pouring coffee into me to try and get sober. How on earth do I get sober the fast. I hate to say it, but exercise. Sweat the booze out. Alternatively, you could give your wife a phone. That'll sober you right up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted October 30, 2014 Share Posted October 30, 2014 http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s17/river-city/news/a606758/still-game-duo-team-up-with-river-city-for-children-in-need-sketch.html#~oUcfkF97Hy0mEp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Applied for a new job this morning. Praying it get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Applied for a new job this morning. Praying it get it. Good luck, bud! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Applied for a new job this morning. Praying it get it. Good people deserve good things. Hope you get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Sounds like you're having a stroke tbh, hard lines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Good luck, bud! Good people deserve good things. Hope you get it. Cheers guys. Shame i put it instead of "i" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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