philpy Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 A Bulgarian family have moved into a house over the road. Cue massive BE A WEAR status updates when the local facebook gossip merchants find out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 A Bulgarian family have moved into a house over the road. Cue massive BE A WEAR status updates when the local facebook gossip merchants find out. Have they set up a car wash yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 You should have to at least prove you've had a lesson on a dual carriage way and driving at night before passing. I was worried about my night vision when I first started, took me months before I realised I only had the side lights on. I learnt to drive at night. also had to drive through the city center to reach the west end. After that, driving during the day piss easy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 My first time on a motorway was driving to Manchester in a car with my pals, the other 2 carloads hadn't drove on a motorway either. That was hellish. Not my first time on a motorway as such (I'd been on the M74 a couple of times but only from Tollcross to Polmadie) but it was only two months after I'd passed my test I drove from Glasgow to Bristol. This year I've driven to Manchester and Newcastle as well. It's not really that bad but I have to admit to a fitful night before the Bristol one and then trying to sleep after I'd done it with visions of what could have happened going around my head. I'd do it again if I had to but I'm not in a hurry to try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 free Kindle books for teenagers http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34258918 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Ninewells have sifted through my faeces and there's no blood in it. Thank f**k for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Ninewells have sifted through my faeces and there's no blood in it. Thank f**k for that. The amount of sperm however was quite high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 free Kindle books for teenagers http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-34258918 For heaven's sake, don't show Nicola the rest of the internet. She might have to pay attention to what her daughter's doing. Or the inside of your average bookshop, for that matter. I embarrassed the hell out of my mother when I was nine by asking her if I could have a copy of 120 Days of Sodom. (didn't think much of it, BTW) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I went to a drive through KFC not very long ago and i hated it, was very stressful and we ended up pulling in to eat it and we had no salt for the chips. ^^^1st world problems for this pish. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I passed my test two days after Christmas and drove to Southampton on the 4th January. Absolute breeze. Now I do it four or five times a year without issue, although the parents think I'm a horrendous driver and I'm a danger to myself. At the end of the day if you stay within your limits of what you're comfortable with and of course the speed limits you'll hardly go wrong, and the biggest risks on the road are the people who go out with these limits and pose a danger to themselves and other drivers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 A woman, who looks about 40 has just got on the bus. She seems a Jakey and is the oariest beast I've ever heard. Her daughter is named Diva. Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Yep, Jakey. Chemist appointment. Poor kid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaSeDG0DSA1NT Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 A woman, who looks about 40 has just got on the bus. She seems a Jakey and is the oariest beast I've ever heard. Her daughter is named Diva. Fucking hell. Pffffft riding the bus BAHAHAHA Oh checks out your from Dundee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I went to a drive through KFC not very long ago and i hated it, was very stressful and we ended up pulling in to eat it and we had no salt for the chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 A woman, who looks about 40 has just got on the bus. She seems a Jakey and is the oariest beast I've ever heard. Her daughter is named Diva. Fucking hell. Would you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Would you? Why do you think she has to go to the chemist... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Just speaking to an acquaintance who lives in the leafy west Edinburgh suburb of Wester Hailes. On a recent warm night he couldn't sleep so got up and opened the window. He could hear movement in the darkness below and heard the word "fire" being uttered. A wee while later he could smell smoke and in the gardens below, could see a figure standing over a fire. He asked the fire-raiser what he was up to. Fire raiser apologised and asked if the fire was bothering him. He replied that he was curious and a little concerned about the risk of the fire spreading but was not unduly perturbed. Fireraiser explained he'd just found out his girlfriend was pregnant by another man so was burning her stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Job interview next Thursday. Safe to say, I'm shitting it already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Just speaking to an acquaintance who lives in the leafy west Edinburgh suburb of Wester Hailes. On a recent warm night he couldn't sleep so got up and opened the window. He could hear movement in the darkness below and heard the word "fire" being uttered. A wee while later he could smell smoke and in the gardens below, could see a figure standing over a fire. He asked the fire-raiser what he was up to. Fire raiser apologised and asked if the fire was bothering him. He replied that he was curious and a little concerned about the risk of the fire spreading but was not unduly perturbed. Fireraiser explained he'd just found out his girlfriend was pregnant by another man so was burning her stuff. Did her stuff appear to be wrapped up in a bit of old carpet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Did her stuff appear to be wrapped up in a bit of old carpet? Was Alexander Pacteau the other man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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