welshbairn Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 He's best off buying orange overalls, putting bland heavy metal on full blast and chaining himself to a radiator. At least he'll be acclimatised when they come for him. Maybe borrow a rottweiler to bark at him too, and sellotape a wet towel to his face. Merry Christmas Throbber! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I am SO glad I declined throbber's request that I drive from LA to NYC and circle around Times Square. I'm such an innocent wee soul, I had no idea he was trying to draw me into his next nefarious scheme. Who knows what he's plotting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Im locking the door Good plan. The authorities will never catch you now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Im locking the door ^^^ definitely not xbl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Amazing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I just saw a Fudge-a-like at Partick train station. I was on my way over to say hello and I realised it wasn't him. Exciting story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I think I accidentally hit on a suspcted homosexual manager (who is pretty much my boss) at work earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I think I accidentally hit on a suspcted homosexual manager (who is pretty much my boss) at work earlier. Sleeping your way to the top then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 How do you accidentally hit on your boss? I've been doing it deliberately, and she's not a fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 How do you accidentally hit on your boss? I've been doing it deliberately, and she's not a fan. I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive. You silky tongued romeo, you.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I just saw a Fudge-a-like at Partick train station. I was on my way over to say hello and I realised it wasn't him. Exciting story. A toffee easy mistake to make. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive. I'm sure he was massively turned on by the suggestion of male rape. In, definitely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I made a joke about guys getting bummed in prison showers (and said something about guys finding a partner in jail) whilst looking him right in the eyes (I was trying to make eye contact with the other folk there and had been ensuring I did so with them all). It came across as a bit suggestive. You should have followed it up with flicking some shite at him. Always a winner when in the showers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Wait. So you were in the showers with your boss, at work, and you started cracking jokes about prison rape? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 Wait. So you were in the showers with your boss, at work, and you started cracking jokes about prison rape? No. You have a twisted mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 I think I accidentally hit on a suspcted homosexual manager (who is pretty much my boss) at work earlier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 You didnt hit on your boss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 No. You have a twisted mind. Dee Man, Mozza, shotgun, topcat - does this sound suspicious to you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 19, 2014 Share Posted December 19, 2014 For the first time in my life I am fat. It's crept up on me. Since I've had my car I've been driving to uni instead of walking back and forth from the train station, I've spent the last month revising in my house not going anywhere and eating tons of food. I've always thought I was invincible to getting fat but all of a sudden I've got a wee pot belly. It's not even the drink that's to blame, I've barely been going out because I've been so busy. It's just pure accumulated winter fat and its not even been Christmas Day yet. Its a fucking disgrace. It ends today. Going for a run today and sit ups every morning for the foreseeable future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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