SlipperyP Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 WE ARE MEETING ON THURSDAY FOR A DRINK!!!!! murder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I want screenshots or this is all just a massive lie tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Sex Therapist, Tracey Cox is on This Morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Sex Therapist, Tracey Cox is on This Morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 That's me cured. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 WE ARE MEETING ON THURSDAY FOR A DRINK!!!!! Too soon. You need to tell him you want to get to know him a bit better and get him to reveal his innermost thoughts, secrets and desires that he'd never tell any mates. Start by asking him what his biggest fear is and what's his ultimate fantasy. Do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Also ask him what's his smallest fear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I've just started uploading the occasional video to YouTube, and I'm amazed by their content blocking technology. I've just had one video immediately blocked after upload because it features ten seconds of a match involving Teófilo Cubillas that someone doesn't want shown on YouTube. Same again with another video that features a few seconds of Maradona receiving the Ballon D'Or Amazing stuff, really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Talking of hoovers, in my first proper job I was the only remotely practical and non lazy barsteward in the office so was always given important jobs like changing lightbulbs and, on this occasion, unblocking the office hoover hose. In retrospect, something like a stick or a coat hanger would have been the sensible way to sort the blockage, but I decided to use lung power. I blew the hose (insert Kenneth Williams here) but it was no use - the blockage wouldn't shift. As a keen smoker at the time, I reasoned my suction power would be stronger that my puffing power so tried to suck the blockage clear. None of my colleagues pointed out that this could end badly and miraculously, it worked, and my lungs and nose were instantly filled with a few years worth of dust, fag ash, pine needles etc as the blockage cleared. Genuinely thought I was going to choke to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 In my first ever job out of high school I got bored one day and decided to use the Henry Hoover to sook up the manager's pens and markers and then did a sort of lame shrug whilst he hunted for them later. #thuglife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Talking of hoovers, in my first proper job I was the only remotely practical and non lazy barsteward in the office so was always given important jobs like changing lightbulbs and, on this occasion, unblocking the office hoover hose. In retrospect, something like a stick or a coat hanger would have been the sensible way to sort the blockage, but I decided to use lung power. I blew the hose (insert Kenneth Williams here) but it was no use - the blockage wouldn't shift. As a keen smoker at the time, I reasoned my suction power would be stronger that my puffing power so tried to suck the blockage clear. None of my colleagues pointed out that this could end badly and miraculously, it worked, and my lungs and nose were instantly filled with a few years worth of dust, fag ash, pine needles etc as the blockage cleared. Genuinely thought I was going to choke to death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Seen a horse lying down in a field as i was driving past.Not rolling around but just lying there and i thought it was dead but when i drove past about half n hour later it was up running about I honestly cant remember ever seeing a horse lying down and having a nap before The horse is winding me up,it was the same today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I want screenshots or this is all just a massive lie tbh.The conversation has been pretty boring tbh however here are the few messages that arranged the date So yeah, the duchess in Kirkcaldy will wrap this up because I can't be arsed with it anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 He's playing it cool there Kev. HE KNOWS!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 He's playing it cool there Kev. HE KNOWS!!!Id be inclined to agree if it wasn't for his girl like reaction in our group chat. I'm convinced he doesn't know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 What are you getting out of doing this kev? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 An erection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) Loads of pictures of his tummy banana. ETA Deeboy, kind of, beat me to it. Edited September 23, 2015 by Dee Dee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 You should meet Tobias Funke, he's a therapist and an analyst. WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Your messages dont read like a girl, not enough rambling nonsense. I reckon he might be a wee bit suspicious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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