Deeboy Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Cadburys mini eggs become infinitely better, if you blast them in the microwave for 20 seconds prior to consumption. The chocolate inside melts while the shell holds firm. Why would anyone want to do that?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 So, exactly how many sex offences have you been convicted of? You howked shite from your arse, then lobbed it at someone. I don't think you're in any position to comment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 I have a German colleague who regularly laughs at my pronunciation of her native tongue. I laugh this off because I have a sense of humour. She asked me to contact someone regarding settlement of a balance we were due. I asked who to call and she said the company were called "Sharryreggstrar". I asked her to repeat it. She said "Sharryreggstrar". I asked her to send me the details and I will contact them when I finish working on what I am doing. I got the email. The company is called Share Registrars. I pointed our her gaffe. She is now in a bad mood with me. As with all things German related, remind her who won the fucking war. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 I have a German colleague who regularly laughs at my pronunciation of her native tongue. I laugh this off because I have a sense of humour. She asked me to contact someone regarding settlement of a balance we were due. I asked who to call and she said the company were called "Sharryreggstrar". I asked her to repeat it. She said "Sharryreggstrar". I asked her to send me the details and I will contact them when I finish working on what I am doing. I got the email. The company is called Share Registrars. I pointed our her gaffe. She is now in a bad mood with me. Kick her in the kuchen (closest I can get from Google translate I'm afraid). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 Kick her in the strudel. fify 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 22, 2016 Share Posted March 22, 2016 After 2 months growing my beard, I Decided to shave it off tonight. I now look about 30 instead of 38. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 As with all things German related, remind her who won the fucking war. Why would I want to talk to her about Russia? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 (edited) Just had three consecutive stunning girls in for interviews, considering most of my staffs' faces look like they've been on fire only to be put out with a screwdriver this is fantastic news. I personally cannot wait for them to reject me one by one when they start working. Edited March 23, 2016 by BuddieInDundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Just had three consecutive stunning girls in for interviews, considering most of my staffs' faces look like they've been on fire only to be put out with a screwdriver this is fantastic news. I personally cannot wait for them to reject me one by one when they start working. There are rules, Buddie. Rules. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Just had three consecutive stunning girls in for interviews, considering most of my staffs' faces look like they've been on fire only to be put out with a screwdriver this is fantastic news. I personally cannot wait for them to reject me one by one when they start working. No casting couch? ^^ Doing it wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 Aye, shag yer staff. Unfortunately KnightswoodBear is correct, I did it recently and she left shortly afterwords citing 'personal reasons'. Or maybe I was just a really shit shag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 23, 2016 Share Posted March 23, 2016 She's pregnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 There's an episode of Mock the Week on Dave where Rory Bremner's bemoaning how unknown and generic David Cameron is because he's only just come into frontline politics. One of those great warnings from history. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Unfortunately KnightswoodBear is correct, I did it recently and she left shortly afterwords citing 'personal reasons'. Or maybe I was just a really shit shag. That wouldn't be the reason - she's probably had hundreds of shite shags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I'm meeting a very prestigious man today, I'm going to try and get a 'selfie' with him, but he's about 90. If I fail, I'll reveal who he was later. Wish me luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I'm meeting a very prestigious man today, I'm going to try and get a 'selfie' with him, but he's about 90. If I fail, I'll reveal who he was later. Wish me luck. Good luck on your Playboy Bunny audition! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I'm meeting a very prestigious man today, I'm going to try and get a 'selfie' with him, but he's about 90. If I fail, I'll reveal who he was later. Wish me luck. Is it Roger Milla? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Is it Roger Milla? It'll be someone from the 1989 U -16 Saudi Arabia world championship winning team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Cadburys mini eggs become infinitely better, if you blast them in the microwave for 20 seconds prior to consumption. The chocolate inside melts while the shell holds firm. Bollox. It seems to take over a minute to melt (on high) and even then it doesn't make them any better. A good morning ruined. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Bollox. It seems to take over a minute to melt (on high) and even then it doesn't make them any better. A good morning ruined. Did you leave the wrapper on? They taste better if nuked with the wrapper on * * DO NOT microwave Cadburys mini eggs with the wrapper on. In fact don't microwave them at all. It sounds like the type of thing Jimmy Savile or Rolf Harris would do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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