Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 ^^^ bought Supermiks old suit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Apologies - I know there are god/religion threads, but I can't find them http://www.trueactivist.com/13-year-old-physicist-has-a-mindblowing-theory-on-god-must-watch/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=CE&utm_campaign=13yearoldphysicisthasamindblowingtheoryongodmustwatch This young laddie is obviously brainy as f**k, but... 'What is God?' 'God is energy' The thing we understand as 'god' is energy - fair enough. It's not actually fucking 'god', though, is it? 'God' is a construct that we invented to explain this thing that we didn't understand, but pretty much now do. Is it not time for scientists to dispense with this 'god' idea? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: Quite the opposite. I'm reckoning Supermik's bought Tynie's old one. Tescos finest I will have you know. £12 for the jacket, £6 for the breeks and £1.80 discount through a staff member. No hand me downs for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Is the lining the blue and red stripes like you get on their 50p ready meals? What's the suit for anyway, Supermilk? You up in Court? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Tynieness said: Nah, might buy a new watch You wont go far wrong with an 18ct gold Rolex.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 10 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Is the lining the blue and red stripes like you get on their 50p ready meals? What's the suit for anyway, Supermilk? You up in Court? He never goes out, how can he be up before the beak? Unless it's internet crime? SuperM, are you an Internet crim? G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 11 hours ago, supermik said: Tescos finest I will have you know. £12 for the jacket, £6 for the breeks and £1.80 discount through a staff member. No hand me downs for me. You would make Spud from Trainspotting look like The Duke of Kent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 11 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Is the lining the blue and red stripes like you get on their 50p ready meals? What's the suit for anyway, Supermilk? You up in Court? Wish I was up in court, would at least bring some excitement to my quiet life. It's for a wedding of some distant relative and I didnt think that my usual jeans and t-shirt combo would cut the mustard. It might be the only time that I wear it so no point in spending much to buy it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 43 minutes ago, supermik said: Wish I was up in court, would at least bring some excitement to my quiet life. It's for a wedding of some distant relative and I didnt think that my usual jeans and t-shirt combo would cut the mustard. It might be the only time that I wear it so no point in spending much to buy it. Shattered my illusions (again). Have you got them a wedding present? Electric blankets are quite the rage. G-Bo(re) -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I shagged a quine that has had three bairns last night. My cock was about as much use to her as Anne Frank's drum kit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 43 minutes ago, supermik said: Wish I was up in court, would at least bring some excitement to my quiet life. It's for a wedding of some distant relative and I didnt think that my usual jeans and t-shirt combo would cut the mustard. It might be the only time that I wear it so no point in spending much to buy it. That sounds like free-licence to get completely hammered, get in a fight, get booze and blood over the suit and not worry about it. I always make the mistake of dressing up for weddings etc then regretting wrecking a nice suit. I like your thinking supermik. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 That sounds like free-licence to get completely hammered, get in a fight, get booze and blood over the suit and not worry about it. I always make the mistake of dressing up for weddings etc then regretting wrecking a nice suit. I like your thinking supermik. This looks like your sort of thing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 1 hour ago, supermik said: Wish I was up in court, would at least bring some excitement to my quiet life. It's for a wedding of some distant relative and I didnt think that my usual jeans and t-shirt combo would cut the mustard. It might be the only time that I wear it so no point in spending much to buy it. Don't go! What's the point in turning up in the Tesco Back to School range and looking like Angus fucking Young for some relly you barely know. You could've had a decent few pints for your outlay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 47 minutes ago, throbber said: This looks like your sort of thing You're not far off, though I've recently ditched that look in favour of a more rugged style. Now I'm a cross between The Fonz and Danny Dyer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I was up in Lossiemouth yesterday - found a shop that stocked the legendary Moray Cup, and stocked up on 500ml bottles before coming home. Thanks, P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 I was up in Lossiemouth yesterday - found a shop that stocked the legendary Moray Cup, and stocked up on 500ml bottles before coming home. Thanks, P&B. The Deli (actual name) in Keith has aisles full of it, making a Moray Cup obstacle course with a finishing line of great cheese and a wall of old skool pick 'n mix. Easily in my Shops Top 10.Can also get big bottles from the chip shop 43 secs from my front door, but it's ~50p more expensive per bottle, hence doesn't taste quite as good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 The Deli (actual name) in Keith has aisles full of it, making a Moray Cup obstacle course with a finishing line of great cheese and a wall of old skool pick 'n mix. Easily in my Shops Top 10.Can also get big bottles from the chip shop 43 secs from my front door, but it's ~50p more expensive per bottle, hence doesn't taste quite as good. Good sandwiches from there. Also the only place in Keith that sells those Swedish ginger biscuits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Glove compartments in cars should be renamed. 20 years of driving and I've never had any gloves in mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Just now, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Glove compartments in cars should be renamed. 20 years of driving and I've never had any gloves in mine. My granny always did. I never seen her wear gloves until her later years. Seems pointless looking back, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 24 minutes ago, mizfit said: My granny always did. I never seen her wear gloves until her later years. Seems pointless looking back, She was obviously a serial killer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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