Smurph Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 The last two Sundays I've been late for work because I forget it's a Sunday and the train times are different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 5 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: I shagged a quine that has had three bairns last night. My cock was about as much use to her as Anne Frank's drum kit. I think the advice last time this came up was to stuff your balls in too. You're welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 5 hours ago, Blootoon87 said: I shagged a quine that has had three bairns last night. My cock was about as much use to her as Anne Frank's drum kit. If she commented on you having a small organ you should have told her it's not used to playing in the Albert Hall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Driving gloves are only acceptable if you're Alan Partridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Wrapped Up by Olly Murs is a quality tune. He's a bit of a walloper though. And yes I realise I'm over a year late with this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Finally getting round to finishing watching Jessica Jones after stopping after 2 episodes last time and I find it extremely unnerving that I find Krystin Ritter extremely attractive while also realising that she looks almost identical to a post surgery Michael Jackson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 14 minutes ago, port-ton said: Finally getting round to finishing watching Jessica Jones after stopping after 2 episodes last time and I find it extremely unnerving that I find Krystin Ritter extremely attractive while also realising that she looks almost identical to a post surgery Michael Jackson. I liked her appearance here: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Wrapped Up by Olly Murs is a quality tune. He's a bit of a walloper though. And yes I realise I'm over a year late with this. Half right Great tune, great guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Stay safe P&B, stay safe. Australian man 'put acid in sex club lubricant' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37211348 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Stay safe P&B, stay safe. Australian man 'put acid in sex club lubricant' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37211348 62 year old man - has Granny Danger been accounted for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 62 year old man - has Granny Danger been accounted for? We can only pray.GD would love that[emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 Gran D comes in for such a hard time eh? Not with that lube he wouldn't. Just sayin. G-Bo(re) -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 I've never been able to get Bluetooth to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 18 minutes ago, jmothecat said: I've never been able to get Bluetooth to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 New avatar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: New avatar. If it was your latest signing, well I'd have just gained a Big Team. G-Bo(re) -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 4 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: New avatar. He's certainly got the disappointed look of a man that's just moved to Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 21 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: He's certainly got the disappointed look of a man that's just moved to Dundee heaven knows he's miserable now........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 29, 2016 Share Posted August 29, 2016 5 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: New avatar. Panic signing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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