Shandon Par Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 22 minutes ago, Dominique Malonga said: 20 years to the day that Christopher Wallace was killed. "It was all a dream" Heart attack would've got him by now anyway. RIP Biggie (not that one). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 32 minutes ago, Dominique Malonga said: 20 years to the day that Christopher Wallace was killed. "It was all a dream" Mo Bullets Mo Problems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Anyway, I'm currently sitting in the pub having a few libations and noticed that this lady is also in the pub. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/tv-radio/daftest-ever-quiz-show-contestant-7657269.amp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 All I want is hoes, big booty hoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerSaint Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: All I want is hoes, big booty hoes. x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 My mate got a start last week as a labourer in a cruden site in Glasgow, he signed off the bru and on Monday he went to start his new job. He got inducted and put to work carrying windows about the site after unloading them from a lorry. Later in the day he realised he wasn't on a cruden site but there was one further down the street, he'd went to the wrong site and worked all day for nothing, to make matters worse the cruden site had called his agency and got them to send another labourer out, who got the job. My mates back on the bru. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 #whoa, we're going to Barbados# Oh Wait...... ...........An inadequately stocked toilet roll cupboard and a lack of headphones meant hundreds of holidaymakers were delayed for more than five hours. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-39218707 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 12 hours ago, Dominique Malonga said: 20 years to the day that Christopher Wallace was killed. "It was all a dream" I was listening to Ready To Die at work around the time you posted this and was completely oblivious to the fact that it was the anniversary of his death. WHAT AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE!! In related news, my stupid, skim reading younger brother thought for weeks after it's release that the album was called 'The Notorious - Big Ready Todie' (pronounced Toddy). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Tune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: I was listening to Ready To Die at work around the time you posted this and was completely oblivious to the fact that it was the anniversary of his death. WHAT AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE!! In related news, my stupid, skim reading younger brother thought for weeks after it's release that the album was called 'The Notorious - Big Ready Todie' (pronounced Toddy). I know there's a music thread but Ready to Die is fantastic. What better way to improve your working than with some machine gun funk? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just emptied myself in the works toilets and the result must have been a good 8 courics. It formed what appeared to be a massive upside down 7, with a good 4 inches sticking out of the water up the back of the pan. I resisted the urge to take a picture, even when, after wiping and dropping the paper in it left the toilet looking like some sort of massive shitey volcano. The first 2 flushes didn't even make a dent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just emptied myself in the works toilets and the result must have been a good 8 courics. It formed what appeared to be a massive upside down 7, with a good 4 inches sticking out of the water up the back of the pan. I resisted the urge to take a picture, even when, after wiping and dropping the paper in it left the toilet looking like some sort of massive shitey volcano. The first 2 flushes didn't even make a dent. A photo would have been nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just emptied myself in the works toilets and the result must have been a good 8 courics. It formed what appeared to be a massive upside down 7, with a good 4 inches sticking out of the water up the back of the pan. I resisted the urge to take a picture, even when, after wiping and dropping the paper in it left the toilet looking like some sort of massive shitey volcano. The first 2 flushes didn't even make a dent. Innes? Get the domestos and burn it to death 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 My brother has just finished a job painting a woman's house somewhere in Ayrshire and his mate has put the van keys through the letterbox along with the house keys, they're now locked out of both and the women's not home til 5. Gonna be a long day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: My brother has just finished a job painting a woman's house somewhere in Ayrshire and his mate has put the van keys through the letterbox along with the house keys, they're now locked out of both and the women's not home til 5. Gonna be a long day. I'd recommend a day in the pub and booking someone to drive them home: http://www.scootltd.co.uk/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 My brother has just finished a job painting a woman's house somewhere in Ayrshire and his mate has put the van keys through the letterbox along with the house keys, they're now locked out of both and the women's not home til 5. Gonna be a long day. I mean this in the nicest possible way.Do you know anyone who has any common sense? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 I've thought about doing this before, andnever have, but today I am seriously, seriously considering shutting my office door and going for a sleep at my desk over lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 I mean this in the nicest possible way.Do you know anyone who has any common sense? Sounds like plenty of common sense to me. The mate has guaranteed himself an early finish. Sum boi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 I'd recommend a day in the pub and booking someone to drive them home: http://www.scootltd.co.uk/ Suggested the pub but his Wallet is in his jacket in the van, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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