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8 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

I think it's the part where you claimed to drive the bus that is being questioned here.

Because it's lies.

Why? It's not an aeroplane. People do stupid things when they're pished, maybe you weren't aware.

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Clocked that @Dindeleux has the most 'liked' content this week.     

I've always dotted the poster, not the post as its an excellent way of being niggly and a little nasty.   So I think I'll split my ammo between @Unleash The Nade and @Dindeleux .   

Although @statts1976uk and @Melanius Mullarkey aren't completely off the hook.    They've just not been as annoying as usual.   

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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:

The night is young even if I’m not..

 

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What are we looking at here? My guess is some kind of badly-inflated Adidas-clad sex doll, arse up, with your new age jammed into the thighs. Hope it's everything you hoped for, auld yin.

(my time will come later this year, so I'm making the most of it)

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Was taken out for dinner and karaoke by my work colleagues last night as my birthday is coming up.......good night. Surprisingly good chicken tikka masala and garlic naan bread given the usual attempts at foreign food in Japanese restaurants is normally pretty poor.

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Happy birthday Shandon. Lot's of people will be telling you about how "Life begins at 40" and other inane platitudes. They're full of it. Your best years are behind you and all you have to look forward to now is a slow slide to decrepitude and then death.

Enjoy your night all the same.

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The night is young even if I’m not..
 
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Dont worry about the age, worry about the questionable fashion sense. Sure that muffy and rent boy will keep you on the right track.
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5 hours ago, Shotgun said:

Happy birthday Shandon. Lot's of people will be telling you about how "Life begins at 40" and other inane platitudes. They're full of it. Your best years are behind you and all you have to look forward to now is a slow slide to decrepitude and then death.

Enjoy your night all the same.

Good post.  It’s important to remember that death is on the horizon.

 

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22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

How’s the weather at the horizon?

Was expecting something like this.  Not surprised it’s from you.

Statistically I will die before most posters on here as I am older than most of them.  However statistics deal with groups, they don’t account for individuals.

It’s quite possible that you will die before me through accident, illness or an act of violence.  Though I do not wish any of these things on you.

Have a nice day.  :)

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Was expecting something like this.  Not surprised it’s from you.
Statistically I will die before most posters on here as I am older than most of them.  However statistics deal with groups, they don’t account for individuals.
It’s quite possible that you will die before me through accident, illness or an act of violence.  Though I do not wish any of these things on you.
Have a nice day.  [emoji4]
Act of violence eh... Granny offering square goes again.
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