Bully Wee Villa Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, buchan30 said: I had a dream that caused to me wake laughing. I now have the dentist at 10.45, when i am getting treatment my mind tends to wander and i now fear that halfway through my appointment i’m going to think about that dream and be trying to stiffle my laughter. Best thing to do to avoid laughing is spend the whole time concentrating really hard on trying not to get an erection. Edited November 14, 2018 by Bully Wee Villa 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, GordonD said: Look on the bright side. Maybe you'll be in so much pain that even seeing Nigel Farage fall down a manhole wouldn't make you laugh I saw a business woman disappear up to her middle in a rain-filled pothole near Wall St, NY last week, no more than 2m in front of me (would have been me otherwise). Leg straight down up to waist, followed by her falling onto her back in what you would think was nothing more than a small puddle. Every garment from fancy coat through to knickers undoubtedly soaked through with manky water, exactly what you want in your lunch break. In an ideal world it would have been nothing but hilarious, but as reality would have it, she had fcuked her ankle and I needed to give her a hand before her friends ahead of her took over the show. Type of thing straight from a cartoon that I'll probably never see the likes of again. Edited November 14, 2018 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Best think to do to avoid laughing is spend the whole time concentrating really hard on trying not to get an erection.If anything i would class going to the dentist as a definite passion killer, don’t have to concentrate on that. Good job, because it was a new dentist i had, really didn’t want him thinking i like going there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Look on the bright side. Maybe you'll be in so much pain that even seeing Nigel Farage fall down a manhole wouldn't make you laughThat would just give me an enormous smile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I saw a business woman disappear up to her middle in a rain-filled pothole near Wall St, NY last week, no more than 2m in front of me (would have been me otherwise). Leg straight down up to waist, followed by her falling onto her back in what you would think was nothing more than a small puddle. Every garment from fancy coat through to knickers undoubtedly soaked through with manky water, exactly what you want in your lunch break. In an ideal world it would have been nothing but hilarious, but as reality would have it, she had fcuked her ankle and I needed to give her a hand before her friends ahead of her took over the show. Type of thing straight from a cartoon that I'll probably never see the likes of again. the capitalist boot should have paid her taxes then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 3 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I saw a business woman disappear up to her middle in a rain-filled pothole near Wall St, NY last week, no more than 2m in front of me (would have been me otherwise). Leg straight down up to waist, followed by her falling onto her back in what you would think was nothing more than a small puddle. Every garment from fancy coat through to knickers undoubtedly soaked through with manky water, “And that officer is my story of why I was rolling about the alley with the screaming woman when you found us”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 I saw a business woman disappear up to her middle in a rain-filled pothole near Wall St, NY last week, no more than 2m in front of me (would have been me otherwise). Leg straight down up to waist, followed by her falling onto her back in what you would think was nothing more than a small puddle. Every garment from fancy coat through to knickers undoubtedly soaked through with manky water, exactly what you want in your lunch break. In an ideal world it would have been nothing but hilarious, but as reality would have it, she had fcuked her ankle and I needed to give her a hand before her friends ahead of her took over the show. Type of thing straight from a cartoon that I'll probably never see the likes of again.How do you know she was wearing knickers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 42 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I saw a business woman disappear up to her middle in a rain-filled pothole near Wall St, NY last week, no more than 2m in front of me (would have been me otherwise). Leg straight down up to waist, followed by her falling onto her back in what you would think was nothing more than a small puddle. Every garment from fancy coat through to knickers undoubtedly soaked through with manky water, exactly what you want in your lunch break. In an ideal world it would have been nothing but hilarious, but as reality would have it, she had fcuked her ankle and I needed to give her a hand before her friends ahead of her took over the show. Type of thing straight from a cartoon that I'll probably never see the likes of again. How do you know she was wearing knickers? When he tried to pick her up like a bowling ball probably gave it away. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 On 13/11/2018 at 15:46, DA Baracus said: We've had a new safe put in at work to house various keys. It's one of those ones that required you to input a code to open. Today the manager was putting the batteries in the door for the panel and was setting up it, which requires a code to be selected. I made a suggestion to the manager for the code and am pleased to inform you all that the code for the safe in the office is now Hide contents 1690 Guess the price of a rail day return Ayr-Hamilton Central. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: 6 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I saw a business woman disappear up to her middle in a rain-filled pothole near Wall St, NY last week, no more than 2m in front of me (would have been me otherwise). Leg straight down up to waist, followed by her falling onto her back in what you would think was nothing more than a small puddle. Every garment from fancy coat through to knickers undoubtedly soaked through with manky water, exactly what you want in your lunch break. In an ideal world it would have been nothing but hilarious, but as reality would have it, she had fcuked her ankle and I needed to give her a hand before her friends ahead of her took over the show. Type of thing straight from a cartoon that I'll probably never see the likes of again. How do you know she was wearing knickers? A fair point seeing as I've seen The Wolf of Wall Street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Found out I can retire in 2051. Something to look forward to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: I go cold turkey from time to time but never stick at it. Currently having one coffee in the morning and replacing the rest with swanky cocoa. Good on you though, sounds like its working well for you. These are pretty tasty - green tea that tastes like cocoa. Edited November 14, 2018 by Hand As Porn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 11 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Found out I can retire in 2051. Something to look forward to. The retirement age will probably be pushed up another 20 years by then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 The retirement age will probably be pushed up another 20 years by then. Had a conversation along those lines today actually. An older guy said I'd have a concession card soon enough to which I responded they probably won't exist when I'm his age and I'll not be allowed to retire either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Had a conversation along those lines today actually. An older guy said I'd have a concession card soon enough to which I responded they probably won't exist when I'm his age and I'll not be allowed to retire either. Anyone waiting to be "allowed" to retire is on a sticky wicket. Get your shit together whilst young. Dont think for a second you will get anything handed to you when we are im our 60s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Anyone waiting to be "allowed" to retire is on a sticky wicket. Get your shit together whilst young. Dont think for a second you will get anything handed to you when we are im our 60s. Indeed. I expect the state pension age to be well over 70 by the time I can retire. f**k working at that age. I'm not going to be a Pat Carson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 20 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 22 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Anyone waiting to be "allowed" to retire is on a sticky wicket. Get your shit together whilst young. Dont think for a second you will get anything handed to you when we are im our 60s. Indeed. I expect the state pension age to be well over 70 by the time I can retire. f**k working at that age. I'm not going to be a Pat Carson. I don't mind mugs like you being worked in to your grave. But I don't want a 70 year old fireman being sent to rescue me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 I don't mind mugs like you being worked in to your grave. But I don't want a 70 year old fireman being sent to rescue me.Don't worry, I wouldn't rescue you if I was a 30 year old fireman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 On 13/11/2018 at 15:46, DA Baracus said: We've had a new safe put in at work to house various keys. It's one of those ones that required you to input a code to open. Today the manager was putting the batteries in the door for the panel and was setting up it, which requires a code to be selected. I made a suggestion to the manager for the code and am pleased to inform you all that the code for the safe in the office is now Reveal hidden contents 1690 Not quite the same level of guess ability ,but helpful if you're looking for a free defibrillator, there is a public access one in Lochinver, bolted in a locked case to the outside wall of the Spar. Key coded lock and they were meant to put a phone number on the case if you required the code to get it out. Being a hovel, they haven't did this, and instead put the code on the case so you can unlock it......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: 8 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't mind mugs like you being worked in to your grave. But I don't want a 70 year old fireman being sent to rescue me. Don't worry, I wouldn't rescue you if I was a 30 year old fireman. I'd rather stay in a burning car than admit I needed you to rescue me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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