Derry Alli Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 After numerous months and email after email with Ryanair, they've eventually paid me my flights back. The last correspondence - about two weeks ago - was me writing "You've got my signature on the copy of my passport, on the copy of my driving licence which tally up with my address on both and on my copy of my latest p60. I don't have to print off and sign any more paperwork for you and if this continues any more I will have no choice but to escalate it further" Got a reply about half an hour later basically saying print and sign off another couple of pages or you're getting nothing. Left it, totally forgot about it tbh and just received an email saying my money is now on its way and "thank you for your help". Cunts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 I think that what I just shat into the toilet was the same material that the firefighters at Chernobyl were shoveling out to avoid an even bigger catastrophe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 20 hours ago, ICTChris said: We moved house in December and the previous owners left loads of stuff. A whole shed and garage full of crap. Some it it turned out useful, for example, they left two sledges which we used when it snowed a couple of weeks after we were in. They also left some tools that I’ve got some use out of. Loads of tons of paint and pieces of wood, a ladder for getting on the roof. They also left several large pieces of furniture that we’ve had to use. Similar situation here, and I'm glad they left it. When I see the price of minor bits and bobs whenever in a DIY store, it reminds me that the previous owners must have left us several hundred pounds worth of 'shite' that is gradually finding use as time goes on. On a complete tangent, I keep hearing a phantom landline phone ring when I'm upstairs (same ring tone). My other half says nobody had called and she's heard nothing (she's currently working beside the landline, so would know), but then the phone actually rang as soon as she said that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Just gone into a very staunch meeting. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just gone into a very staunch meeting. You're having a Zoom meeting with Robert De Niro? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Ian McCall keeping his Rangers roots alive. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Captagon? No, me neither. "Poor man's cocaine" which has apparently transformed Syria and Lebanon into narco states.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/may/07/drug-captagon-turning-syria-into-narco-state?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just gone into a very staunch meeting. He must be very important for the Queen to be watching him through a window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 38 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Just gone into a very staunch meeting. ^^^joining The Masons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: ^^^joining The Masons. I dont they would let me in with my black balls. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 7 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I dont they would let me in with my black balls. It's the least of your problems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I dont they would let me in with my black balls. Pics or gtf Edited May 7, 2021 by Rasputin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Rasputin said: Pics or gtf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 What is the point of the phrase “...when I was younger...”?Unless you’re a fucking time traveler of course it HAS to be when you were younger! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 What is the point of the phrase “...when I was younger...”?Unless you’re a fucking time traveler of course it HAS to be when you were younger!That's a post you probably posted when you were younger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 Driving by a naval base yesterday I was surprised to see a number of dead bodies strewn around the grounds. My immediate thoughts were that it was some “active shooter” gun nutter on the rampage. The victims were all in some sort of coastguard clothing. Stopped to see if there was any sign of the culprit in the hope I could give them a telling-off or just run them over. Then I saw it was just navy/air rescue types practising some sort of first aid rescue on realistic dummies and the dream of being a have a go hero were dashed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rasputin said: Driving by a naval base yesterday I was surprised to see a number of dead bodies strewn around the grounds. My immediate thoughts were that it was some “active shooter” gun nutter on the rampage. The victims were all in some sort of coastguard clothing. Stopped to see if there was any sign of the culprit in the hope I could give them a telling-off or just run them over. Then I saw it was just navy/air rescue types practising some sort of first aid rescue on realistic dummies and the dream of being a have a go hero were dashed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Rasputin said: Driving by a naval base yesterday I was surprised to see a number of dead bodies strewn around the grounds. My immediate thoughts were that it was some “active shooter” gun nutter on the rampage. The victims were all in some sort of coastguard clothing. Stopped to see if there was any sign of the culprit in the hope I could give them a telling-off or just run them over. Then I saw it was just navy/air rescue types practising some sort of first aid rescue on realistic dummies and the dream of being a have a go hero were dashed. The realistic scenario: Rasputin sees bodies Decides to become have a go hero Gets out of car and crouches down behind it to assess situation Gets run over by own car because he's forgotten to put the handbrake on 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: The realistic scenario: Rasputin sees bodies Decides to become have a go hero Gets out of car and crouches down behind it to assess situation Gets run over by own car because he's forgotten to put the handbrake on 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 There's a dog washing self service shop in Airdrie called Captain Dugwash. Well, I liked it. Airdrie is at the forefront of decent shop names 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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