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[Shandon Par]

37 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Bit of a miserable bunch of lightweight inadequates, considering most of them will have ordered other men out to die in foreign lands.

I reckon @Shandön Par could take any of them with one hand, assuming he didn't break his fist on their faces.

Tony Blair’s teeth would be dangerous. Thatcher probably be toughest. She’d come in swinging her handbag. 

[Jacksgranda]

41 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Bit of a miserable bunch of lightweight inadequates, considering most of them will have ordered other men out to die in foreign lands.

I reckon @Shandön Par could take any of them with one hand, assuming he didn't break his fist on their faces.

That's a bit unfair on Attlee, Churchill, Eden, MacMillan and Callaghan, all of whom served in various wars. Alec Douglas Home didn't and Harold Wilson was considered a specialist so wasn't allowed to join up in the Second World War. All the rest are shitebags, obviously.

ETA: Missed out Heath, who was an officer in the Second World War.

Edited July 15, 2022 by Jacksgranda

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

Ian Curtis birthday today, would've been 66.

RIP Legend.

Thank you.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

4 hours ago, throbber said:

My word. I always thought he was a big man.

He’s a big c**t tbf.

[welshbairn]

34 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

Alec Douglas Home didn't

I bet he wished he could have.. Dunglass was his aristocratic handle.

Quote

Dunglass had volunteered for active military service, seeking to rejoin the Lanarkshire Yeomanry[36] shortly after Chamberlain left Downing Street. The consequent medical examination revealed that Dunglass had a hole in his spine surrounded by tuberculosis in the bone. Without surgery he would have been unable to walk within a matter of months.[43] An innovative and hazardous operation was performed in September 1940, lasting six hours, in which the diseased bone in the spine was scraped away and replaced with healthy bone from the patient's shin.[43]
For all of Dunglass's humour and patience, the following two years were a grave trial. He was encased in plaster and kept flat on his back for most of that period. Although buoyed up by the sensitive support of his wife and family, as he later confessed, "I often felt that I would be better dead."[45] Towards the end of 1942 he was released from his plaster jacket and fitted with a spinal brace, and in early 1943 he was mobile for the first time since the operation.

 

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

One looks embalmed and the other one is dead.

 

 

[tamthebam]

5 hours ago, throbber said:

Rishi Sunak was born in the 80’s. 

It was acceptable at the time

[tamthebam]

1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said:

That's a bit unfair on Attlee, Churchill, Eden, MacMillan and Callaghan, all of whom served in various wars. Alec Douglas Home didn't and Harold Wilson was considered a specialist so wasn't allowed to join up in the Second World War. All the rest are shitebags, obviously.

ETA: Missed out Heath, who was an officer in the Second World War.

It's incredibly rare that I stand up for Thatch but the young Margaret served as a fire watcher in the ARP before going to Oxford University in 1943 

 

[19QOS19]

The Tory c**t here is small.



But the Tory c**t out there, is far away.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

1 hour ago, tamthebam said:

It's incredibly rare that I stand up for Thatch but the young Margaret served as a fire watcher in the ARP before going to Oxford University in 1943 

 

A twisted fire watcher.

[Theroadlesstravelled]

2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

One looks embalmed and the other one is dead.

 

 

I thought Theresa May was billed as the next Thatcher for giving the EU a ruddy good kick up the backside.
Truss just be the next, next Thatcher.

[HeartsOfficialMoaner]

On 09/06/2022 at 11:29, Netan Sansara said:

This stuff is useful and doesn’t smell like death like the tar based ones. 

I took your advice and I've been using this. So far so good. No bad reactions and scalp seems fine.

Cheers for that.

[SlipperyP]

10 hours ago, Shandön Par said:

Tony Blair’s teeth would be dangerous. Thatcher probably be toughest. She’d come in swinging her handbag. 

Have yoy forgot about your good old Fifer Gogsie Broon?

10 hours ago, Jacksgranda said:

That's a bit unfair on Attlee, Churchill, Eden, MacMillan and Callaghan, all of whom served in various wars. Alec Douglas Home didn't and Harold Wilson was considered a specialist so wasn't allowed to join up in the Second World War. All the rest are shitebags, obviously.

ETA: Missed out Heath, who was an officer in the Second World War.

I think he was right in saying ordered.. They may have served, but I don't think much was on the front line.

['WellDel]

7 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

A twisted fire watcher.

Underrated. 

[Shandon Par]

1 hour ago, SlipperyP said:

Have yoy forgot about your good old Fifer Gogsie Broon?.

Oh yes, the one who pretends to be a Raith fan.

[SlipperyP]

8 minutes ago, Shandön Par said:

Oh yes, the one who pretends to be a Raith fan.

Worst than Thatcher.

Do they still cheer the half time scores if Rangers are winning?

Yes was happening in the late 80's early 90's. Reason I went to most Raith home games (I lived near at the time) and went a stood in the away end, every time.

[Jacksgranda]

10 hours ago, tamthebam said:

It's incredibly rare that I stand up for Thatch but the young Margaret served as a fire watcher in the ARP before going to Oxford University in 1943 

 

Didn't bother checking up on her as I assumed she was too young to have served.

So every PM post 1945 had served in one of the world wars, unless medically unfit or not allowed to, up until John Major.

I wonder how US presidents compare?

[Granny Danger]

9 hours ago, 19QOS19 said:

The Tory c**t here is small.



But the Tory c**t out there, is far away.

When Sunak was Chancellor did he ever have a mini-budget?

[Jacksgranda]

1 hour ago, SlipperyP said:

Have yoy forgot about your good old Fifer Gogsie Broon?

I think he was right in saying ordered.. They may have served, but I don't think much was on the front line.

They all served on the front line, Eden won the military cross, Attlee was the penultimate man evacuated from Gallipolli, MacMillan was wounded 3 times, Callaghan was in the Royal Navy in the Far East and Heath was mentioned in despatches.

[SlipperyP]

18 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said:

They all served on the front line, Eden won the military cross, Attlee was the penultimate man evacuated from Gallipolli, MacMillan was wounded 3 times, Callaghan was in the Royal Navy in the Far East and Heath was mentioned in despatches.

I didn't know that.  Thanks for the information, when it comes up on the Daily Quiz (which you will have forgotten on that day).

ETA I'm not giving you Attlee, it was officer and generals who went on the boat last!

MacMillan - wounded 3 times (could be getting burnt cooking the eggs)

Callaghan - has nothing on my Far East Navy.

Heath - Never saw that episode 

Edited July 16, 2022 by SlipperyP