Rugster Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Im in the process of organising a Teams meeting these two . I dont know how im going to keep a straight face. They're probably thinking the same tbh. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2023/aug/28/live-worm-living-womans-brain-australia-depression-forgetfulness Yuk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Im in the process of organising a Teams meeting these two . I dont know how im going to keep a straight face. Be great if you get a request to join from Dr Whoopsadaisy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 Married couple desperate for a baby were having sex the wrong way for four years Medics soon discovered the 24-year-old wife - who found the couple’s between-the-sheets activity “painful” - was actually a virgin. A married couple who have been trying to have a baby for four years have been told they’re having sex the wrong way. The pair, who have not been named, decided to get professional advice after failing to conceive despite having intercourse regularly. But medics soon discovered the 24-year-old wife - who found the couple’s between-the-sheets activity “painful” - was actually a virgin. Obstetrician Liu Hongmei explained: "The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn't conceive. Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it." While asking about the wife's medical history during the visit, Liu was told that the couple had sex regularly, the Mirror reports. The wife also revealed that the experience was "unusually painful" for her every time, but she suffered through it in the hope of becoming pregnant. The woman's symptoms led Doctor Liu to believe that she may have had some sort of gynaecological disease. But Liu said she was "shocked" when an examination revealed the wife to be a virgin. According to China's Guiyang Evening Post, Liu's "experience" led her to inspect the woman's anus. It was then that the medic is said to have learned the couple had been mistakenly having anal sex for four years, resulting in their failure to conceive. Doctor Liu reportedly handed the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, each a sex education handbook. She also gave them "guidelines" before they were sent home. The advice appeared to work, as news of the wife's pregnancy arrived just a few months later. They reportedly informed the now retired doctor that they were finally expecting - by sending 100 eggs and a live hen as gifts to her former hospital. Liu said: "Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant. Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare." She added: "But it is not uncommon for people to lack or have misconceptions regarding sexual knowledge." (Copied from Daily Record so that you don't have to give them clicks,,,,,) Have any P&B'ers had trouble conceiving due to a lack of reproductive knowledge ? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 31 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Married couple desperate for a baby were having sex the wrong way for four years Medics soon discovered the 24-year-old wife - who found the couple’s between-the-sheets activity “painful” - was actually a virgin. A married couple who have been trying to have a baby for four years have been told they’re having sex the wrong way. The pair, who have not been named, decided to get professional advice after failing to conceive despite having intercourse regularly. But medics soon discovered the 24-year-old wife - who found the couple’s between-the-sheets activity “painful” - was actually a virgin. Obstetrician Liu Hongmei explained: "The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn't conceive. Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it." While asking about the wife's medical history during the visit, Liu was told that the couple had sex regularly, the Mirror reports. The wife also revealed that the experience was "unusually painful" for her every time, but she suffered through it in the hope of becoming pregnant. The woman's symptoms led Doctor Liu to believe that she may have had some sort of gynaecological disease. But Liu said she was "shocked" when an examination revealed the wife to be a virgin. According to China's Guiyang Evening Post, Liu's "experience" led her to inspect the woman's anus. It was then that the medic is said to have learned the couple had been mistakenly having anal sex for four years, resulting in their failure to conceive. Doctor Liu reportedly handed the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, each a sex education handbook. She also gave them "guidelines" before they were sent home. The advice appeared to work, as news of the wife's pregnancy arrived just a few months later. They reportedly informed the now retired doctor that they were finally expecting - by sending 100 eggs and a live hen as gifts to her former hospital. Liu said: "Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant. Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare." She added: "But it is not uncommon for people to lack or have misconceptions regarding sexual knowledge." (Copied from Daily Record so that you don't have to give them clicks,,,,,) Have any P&B'ers had trouble conceiving due to a lack of reproductive knowledge ? The couple were named as Wan Soh Bum and Shi Tee Kok p.s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 Bairn just sent me a WhatsApp. A group of folk have pushed two goals together in the playground and there’s a “cage fight” now taking place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 20 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Bairn just sent me a WhatsApp. A group of folk have pushed two goals together in the playground and there’s a “cage fight” now taking place. Where there’s a phone, there’s a camera…cough the picture up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 5 minutes ago, TxRover said: Where there’s a phone, there’s a camera…cough the picture up! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 17 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: The littering is a disgrace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 1 hour ago, jimbaxters said: The littering is a disgrace. It’s confined to the cage though. Adds to the gritty drama imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 (edited) That is great stuff tbh. Hope the rest of them are chanting "2 men enter, 1 man leaves" Edited August 28, 2023 by Bairnardo 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Give the bastud one from me, son 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 39 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: That is great stuff tbh. Hope the rest of them are chanting "2 men enter, 1 man leaves" Bairnardo controls Bartertown Falkirk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Married couple desperate for a baby were having sex the wrong way for four years Medics soon discovered the 24-year-old wife - who found the couple’s between-the-sheets activity “painful” - was actually a virgin. A married couple who have been trying to have a baby for four years have been told they’re having sex the wrong way. The pair, who have not been named, decided to get professional advice after failing to conceive despite having intercourse regularly. But medics soon discovered the 24-year-old wife - who found the couple’s between-the-sheets activity “painful” - was actually a virgin. Obstetrician Liu Hongmei explained: "The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn't conceive. Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it." While asking about the wife's medical history during the visit, Liu was told that the couple had sex regularly, the Mirror reports. The wife also revealed that the experience was "unusually painful" for her every time, but she suffered through it in the hope of becoming pregnant. The woman's symptoms led Doctor Liu to believe that she may have had some sort of gynaecological disease. But Liu said she was "shocked" when an examination revealed the wife to be a virgin. According to China's Guiyang Evening Post, Liu's "experience" led her to inspect the woman's anus. It was then that the medic is said to have learned the couple had been mistakenly having anal sex for four years, resulting in their failure to conceive. Doctor Liu reportedly handed the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, each a sex education handbook. She also gave them "guidelines" before they were sent home. The advice appeared to work, as news of the wife's pregnancy arrived just a few months later. They reportedly informed the now retired doctor that they were finally expecting - by sending 100 eggs and a live hen as gifts to her former hospital. Liu said: "Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant. Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare." She added: "But it is not uncommon for people to lack or have misconceptions regarding sexual knowledge." (Copied from Daily Record so that you don't have to give them clicks,,,,,) Have any P&B'ers had trouble conceiving due to a lack of reproductive knowledge ? AKA Up the Wrang Dreel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: "Racists never win" "Dundee BNP youth suffer deviating blow" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Looks awful like some uppity lil’ chap gone got his ass whupped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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'WellDel Posted August 28, 2023 Share Posted August 28, 2023 6 hours ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Married couple desperate for a baby were having sex the wrong way for four years Medics soon discovered the 24-year-old wife - who found the couple’s between-the-sheets activity “painful” - was actually a virgin. A married couple who have been trying to have a baby for four years have been told they’re having sex the wrong way. The pair, who have not been named, decided to get professional advice after failing to conceive despite having intercourse regularly. But medics soon discovered the 24-year-old wife - who found the couple’s between-the-sheets activity “painful” - was actually a virgin. Obstetrician Liu Hongmei explained: "The couple were very young, the man 26 and the woman 24. They were very healthy, but, despite being married for four years, couldn't conceive. Their family was giving them a lot of stress because of it." While asking about the wife's medical history during the visit, Liu was told that the couple had sex regularly, the Mirror reports. The wife also revealed that the experience was "unusually painful" for her every time, but she suffered through it in the hope of becoming pregnant. The woman's symptoms led Doctor Liu to believe that she may have had some sort of gynaecological disease. But Liu said she was "shocked" when an examination revealed the wife to be a virgin. According to China's Guiyang Evening Post, Liu's "experience" led her to inspect the woman's anus. It was then that the medic is said to have learned the couple had been mistakenly having anal sex for four years, resulting in their failure to conceive. Doctor Liu reportedly handed the couple, from Bijie city in China's south-western Guizhou province, each a sex education handbook. She also gave them "guidelines" before they were sent home. The advice appeared to work, as news of the wife's pregnancy arrived just a few months later. They reportedly informed the now retired doctor that they were finally expecting - by sending 100 eggs and a live hen as gifts to her former hospital. Liu said: "Four years of marriage and neither the husband nor wife knew how to get pregnant. Couples so lacking in general knowledge are very rare." She added: "But it is not uncommon for people to lack or have misconceptions regarding sexual knowledge." (Copied from Daily Record so that you don't have to give them clicks,,,,,) Have any P&B'ers had trouble conceiving due to a lack of reproductive knowledge ? 'Mistakenly'..... Man's been having the time of his life with unlimited bum fun and no screaming weans to run about after. He'll be absolutely gutted his wee ruse has been rumbled. Chapeau for getting away with it for so long. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 11 hours ago, bennett said: Must be tough times working at that rag, sounds like they think a salary of up to £9999 is decent coin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 29, 2023 Share Posted August 29, 2023 18 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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