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40 minutes ago, 101 said:

How empty does your life have to be that you pay to shoot at sheep in captivity. No skill and hardly impressive, much like most shootings in America.

It doesn't say that he was going to shoot it to death... 

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11 hours ago, tamthebam said:

carrots are naturally a purple colour and were bred by the Dutch to be orange in honour of their Royal family

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There is pictorial evidence that the orange carrot existed at least in 512. Some claim that the Dutch created the orange carrots to honour the Dutch flag at the time and William of Orange, but other authorities argue these claims lack convincing evidence and it is possible that the orange carrot was favoured by the Europeans because it does not brown the soups and stews as the purple carrot does and, as such, was more visually attractive.

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12 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Commitment from Edmonds.

 

I don't think most people realised quite how weird Noel Edmonds is before he murdered Clive Anderson, but clearly everyone in the industry did.

What was that show where he ranted at councils for not fixing potholes and banged on about being BRITTISH!? Probably be massively popular now.

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26 minutes ago, BFTD said:

I don't think most people realised quite how weird Noel Edmonds is before he murdered Clive Anderson, but clearly everyone in the industry did.

What was that show where he ranted at councils for not fixing potholes and banged on about being BRITTISH!? Probably be massively popular now.

Noel's HQ
 

 

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1 hour ago, Ray Patterson said:

Noel's HQ
 

 

It was nice of Noel to prove that Britain was the problem by emigrating to New Zealand and, erm, getting into vicious rows with local government while also pissing off his new neighbours, just like he did here.

Shame he's too old to get on to Elmo Musk's first flight to Mars (coming any day now).

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5 hours ago, BFTD said:

It was nice of Noel to prove that Britain was the problem by emigrating to New Zealand and, erm, getting into vicious rows with local government while also pissing off his new neighbours, just like he did here.

 

Shame he's too old to get on to Elmo Musk's first flight to Mars (coming any day now).

Just checked out Edmund's wiki page. 

What a roaster.

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I hadn’t realised that Wim Hof, he of swimming in ice water and holding your breathe for an hour, was a convicted domestic abuser.

https://www.volkskrant.nl/kijkverder/v/2024/the-outside-world-knows-wim-hof-as-the-eccentric-iceman-his-family-suffered-domestic-violence~v1176564/
 

He also severely injured himself by attempting to give himself an enema on a public fountain.

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8 hours ago, ICTChris said:

I hadn’t realised that Wim Hof, he of swimming in ice water and holding your breathe for an hour, was a convicted domestic abuser.

https://www.volkskrant.nl/kijkverder/v/2024/the-outside-world-knows-wim-hof-as-the-eccentric-iceman-his-family-suffered-domestic-violence~v1176564/
 

He also severely injured himself by attempting to give himself an enema on a public fountain.

The Mannequin Pisse? 

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21 hours ago, DiegoDiego said:

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"There is pictorial evidence that the orange carrot existed at least in 512. "

 

A monk's cell, 512:

"What do you think of the carrot I've put into my illustrated manuscript, Father Theodorus?"

"Father Dougalus, it looks like a willie! You'd better repaint it orange instead of purple or Bishop Brennanus will kick our arses" 

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